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oldfart

Artillery shell lodged in his rectum
« on: December 06, 2021, 11:46:53 AM »
Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum

https://www.yahoo.com/news/bomb-squad-called-er-patient-100800683.html
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DocMercy

Re: Artillery shell lodged in his rectum
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2021, 12:13:24 PM »
This deserves a good meme from Buzzfeed.


Is the cartridge shown in the article an artillery shell for ant hills?
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raudi

Re: Artillery shell lodged in his rectum
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2021, 12:13:53 PM »
He probably accidentally fell on it.  >:D
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changemyoil66

Re: Artillery shell lodged in his rectum
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2021, 12:30:19 PM »
My old building, there was a tenant who used an old artillery shell (deactivated) to hold his front door open.  Well another neighbor saw and called 911. Instead of him just showing it to HPD, they decided for him not to touch it at all,evacuate all apartment units,  and send the bomb squad.  Then the bomb squad verified the shell (head) wasn't active.
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macsak

Re: Artillery shell lodged in his rectum
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2021, 12:45:22 PM »
Quote from: raudi on December 06, 2021, 12:13:53 PM
He probably accidentally fell on it.  >:D

"whathappenedwas, i was walking to the shower naked, and i slipped and fell on the artillery shell"
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: Artillery shell lodged in his rectum
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2021, 12:47:56 PM »
Maybe he was drunk and someone talked him into playing mortar squad?

"I'll be the one who fires the mortar, and you be the launcher ..."    :rofl:
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changemyoil66

Re: Artillery shell lodged in his rectum
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2021, 12:56:48 PM »
Quote from: macsak on December 06, 2021, 12:45:22 PM
"whathappenedwas,"

Waycist. It's "whathadhappenedwas" (Black Jeopardy reference on SNL)
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Inspector

Re: Artillery shell lodged in his rectum
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2021, 09:23:27 AM »
That thing is gonna give him explosive diarrhea!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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