"What if" your dad ran a country, then died and now you are in control of a crapload of nuclear weapons.  Then you said hey Hawaii, I'm aiming these cool Nukes at you cause this is perks of my job.  But don't pay attention to me cause you have much greater problems to worry about like that guy who abused his job perks so that kids could practice sports.

Huh?  I do not understand your logic.  So the director of parks & recreation for the C & C of Honolulu is also responsible for our national defense?

Huh?  I do not understand your logic.  So the director of parks & recreation for the C & C of Honolulu is also responsible for our national defense?

He's unhappy nobody is paying attention to his North Korean thread.

He's unhappy nobody is paying attention to his North Korean thread.

 

Ok, I've got the medal made, now to present it to him...

I wonder what kind of an award he would get if his job was running the shooting range and one of the perks was for him to let his "kids" get first choice of times and benches while others got whatever was left?  Hmmmm... would suck to not be his "kid."