Reminds me of this joke.
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his firearms.
His wife was standing nearby watching him.
After along period of silence she finally speaks.
“Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married, I think it’s time you sell your guns.”
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
“For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
“Ex wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
“I wasn’t!”