http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2014/01/07/squash-suppressor-robbery/?utm_source

From the blogpost:

Wyff4.com reports that a thief fired shots at a business using a squash as a suppressor. He then threw a cinder block through the window and stole lottery tickets.

… deputies say they saw someone walk up to the building and fire two shots from a gun that had a squash on the end of it.

Seems this guy has gone out of his way to break as many laws as possible, including manufacturing a suppressor illegally.


Ok, the ATF better start adding assault vegetables to the list.

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2014/01/07/squash-suppressor-robbery/?utm_source

From the blogpost:

Wyff4.com reports that a thief fired shots at a business using a squash as a suppressor. He then threw a cinder block through the window and stole lottery tickets.

… deputies say they saw someone walk up to the building and fire two shots from a gun that had a squash on the end of it.

Seems this guy has gone out of his way to break as many laws as possible, including manufacturing a suppressor illegally.


Ok, the ATF better start adding assault vegetables to the list.

Sounds like this guy was really out of his gourd!!

 

In other news, farmers are protesting a new $200 federal tax for each squash that they grow.

Kids everywhere will rejoice when vegetables are outlawed.

One victim was shot and is currently in a vegetative state. 

In the comment section of the article

Pig Farmer Bill  sez...

The tickets will be voided.
What ediots,

 

Potato farmers are getting a little anxious.  They're eyeing the gourd farmers moving in on their turf.

So that's why squash got so expensive...no Sari Sari for a while

You guys know there's a thread for jokes...
so lets squash this and get

You guys know there's a thread for jokes...
so lets squash this and get

You know what's my goal...SHhhhhhhh !!!!!!   

God I hope they catch this guy and Charge him with a unregistered Silencer and not paying the $200 Tax!

You know what's my goal...SHhhhhhhh !!!!!!   

and you missing out on some good stuff going on in there.

The Bourne Grocery

squash
/skwäSH,skwôSH/


verb

firmly reject (an idea or suggestion).
"the proposal was immediately squashed by the Historical Society"

synonyms:   reject, block, cancel, scotch, frustrate, thwart, suppress, put a stop to, nip in the bud, put the lid on;
informalput the kibosh on, stymie, scuttle, deep-six

"the proposal was immediately squashed"

I think the prosecutor might have a case here!              

Squash, squashing......... it can be deadly!!!!

disclaimer:  Graphic content!

Kids everywhere will rejoice when vegetables are outlawed.

ESPECIALLY  Squash!

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Is this genius actually being charged with use/possession of an illegal suppressor?

18 U.S.C. 921 (a)(24):

"The terms 'firearm silencer' and 'firearm muffler' mean any device for silencing, muffling, or dimishing the report of a portable firearm, including any combination of parts, designed or redesigned, and intended for use in assembling or fabricating a firearm silencer or firearm muffler, and any parts intended only for use in such assembly or fabrication."

Not sure that a squash would fit into the definition of a, "device," but I guess the Prosecution would bear the burden of establishing that a garden vegetable, used in this manner, falls under the definition of a, "device."

I would argue that once it was modified to a form other than it's original intended use [ food ] it became a "device". Therefore subject to the statute.