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vooduchikn

End of the World
« on: May 22, 2011, 01:48:05 PM »
I thought I would share this. Someone has way too much time on their hands...

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/bar/2395264853.html
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Re: End of the World
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2011, 01:54:05 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: HOO! that's just wrong... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: If I don't get caught up in the clouds (Heaven), I do know this, the man with lead WILL eat tonight.... :thumbsup:
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Re: End of the World
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2011, 07:30:39 PM »
That's the weirdest craigslist want ad I've ever seen.

I like the "fat neck" part.
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Re: End of the World
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2011, 04:45:24 AM »
Just so it doesn't get lost in the sands of time:

Quote from: http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/bar/2395264853.html
I need a Doomsday safe!
 
My sister says to stock up on beans and rice.
 
Her pastor says that will get you thru the coming apocolypse!
 
Some members of her church are stocking up on canned goods!
 
Some are stocking up on dried foods
 
I SAY..... if you stock up on guns and ammo.....You can have all the beans and rice....canned goods and dried foods you could want!!!!
 
But....you gotta lock em up......
 
SO....I will trade my doomsday car for your giant combination safe!
 
My doomsday car features:
 
a Cummins diesel engine
 
a cannon
 
run flat tires with Mag rims
 
Philips cassette player

cup holders
 
roomy and comfortable rear bench seat perfect for the "drive-in" or the "drive through"....or the "drive over" !
 
nostalgic two tone horn like grampa had!
 
bullet proof!
 
Email me your address and tell me what you are stocking up on!
 
..............OR...........
 
Consider trading for my midget submarine....
 
Holds up to 4 midgets!
 
Kind regards,

Tony "Fatneck" Mascitto
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