Idiots (Read 2588 times)

oldfart

Idiots
« on: May 24, 2021, 12:43:00 PM »
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aletheuo137

Re: Idiots
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2021, 12:46:20 PM »
Man Allegedly Said He Put Gun Between Couch Cushions to Keep It from Kids.
What could go wrong?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-allegedly-said-he-put-gun-between-couch-cushions-to-keep-it-from-kids-one-of-those-babies-allegedly-shot-another/ar-AAKiwjc?ocid=Peregrine
Reminds me of that joke by Frank Delima, "hit my hand".

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oldfart

Re: Idiots
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2021, 12:58:20 PM »
Reminds me of that joke by Frank Delima, "hit my hand".

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Love Frank DeLima.
I don't recall that joke though. Tell it.
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stangzilla

Re: Idiots
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2021, 01:15:55 PM »
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Love Frank DeLima.
I don't recall that joke though. Tell it.

how about this one:  pull my finger   :D

oldfart

Re: Idiots
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2021, 01:29:28 PM »
how about this one:  pull my finger   :D
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Everybody knows that one. Especially my kids.
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: Idiots
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2021, 01:50:31 PM »
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Love Frank DeLima.
I don't recall that joke though. Tell it.

Many of his jokes are repacked Polish jokes wrapped in Portuguese dressing.   :crazy:

I heard that "hit my hand joke" as a guy asking his boss for a raise.  The boss said, "Nope."  When he asks the boss why he makes so much more than he does, the boss replied "Because I'm smarter than you."

The other guy says, "How is it you're smarter?"

The boss holds his hand up in front of the guy's face and says "Try to hit my hand", pulling it away and making him hit himself in the face.  "Oh, I guess you are smarter!"

Later, his wife asks him if he talked to the boss about a raise.  He told her the boss said, "no".  When she asked why, he said because the boss is smarter.

When asked, "How is he smarter?", the husband holds his hand up in front of his own face and says, "Try to hit my hand!"
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

oldfart

Re: Idiots
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2021, 01:51:56 PM »
ok now I remember
LOL
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aletheuo137

Re: Idiots
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2021, 05:02:41 PM »
how about this one:  pull my finger   :D
That was Bill Cosby!

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Glasser

Re: Idiots
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2021, 05:58:02 PM »
Man Allegedly Said He Put Gun Between Couch Cushions to Keep It from Kids.
What could go wrong?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-allegedly-said-he-put-gun-between-couch-cushions-to-keep-it-from-kids-one-of-those-babies-allegedly-shot-another/ar-AAKiwjc?ocid=Peregrine

I hate all the attention given to these rare occurrences so the clapping seals can say 'People are just too stupid, no one should should be allowed to own a dangerous weapon', especially when you can find a dozen or more examples everyday of 'People are just too stupid, no one should be allowed to be a Politician'.

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Idiots
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2021, 07:51:41 PM »
I hate all the attention given to these rare occurrences so the clapping seals can say 'People are just too stupid, no one should should be allowed to own a dangerous weapon', especially when you can find a dozen or more examples everyday of 'People are just too stupid, no one should be allowed to be a Politician'.

I think the Darwin Awards have pretty much drawn a giant red circle around the fact that there will always be a segment of the human population too stupid to function without killing or hurting themselves and others.

That should in no way justify taking away everyone's rights.  If that were logical, then OmniGun's existence would be grounds for sterilizing all women at puberty!   :geekdanc:
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw