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Flapp_Jackson

Does the FDA keep stats on cheese-related gun crimes?
« on: May 29, 2025, 08:44:23 PM »
Wow!  Not one, but two stories in this video.  One about someone threatening others with a gun during a car chase, and another where 2 people died from gunshot wounds.  Both altercations started over CHEESE.

 :wtf:




i did a quick search, and this may be a composite sketch of the perp...



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hvybarrels

Re: Does the FDA keep stats on cheese-related gun crimes?
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2025, 03:43:50 AM »
A large percentage of the population are collectively losing their minds. Be safe out there.
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: Does the FDA keep stats on cheese-related gun crimes?
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2025, 10:42:07 AM »
Quote from: hvybarrels on May 30, 2025, 03:43:50 AM
A large percentage of the population are collectively losing their minds. Be safe out there.
One might be tempted to use the euphemism, "Looks like their cheese done slid off their cracker."   :crazy:

But, that would be totally cheesy!!

 :rofl: :geekdanc:
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RSN172

Re: Does the FDA keep stats on cheese-related gun crimes?
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2025, 11:39:52 AM »
Maybe its time to ban cheese.
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: Does the FDA keep stats on cheese-related gun crimes?
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2025, 01:52:20 PM »
Quote from: RSN172 on May 30, 2025, 11:39:52 AM
Maybe its time to ban cheese.
People will just learn to make it themselves.

#GhostCheese

(not to be confused with goat cheese)   :geekdanc: :rofl:
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oldfart

Re: Does the FDA keep stats on cheese-related gun crimes?
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2025, 03:46:23 AM »
Anti-gun groups will milk this story for months.
They will say that a ban on cheese gouda prevented these deaths.
...also, a ban on guns and cheese would curd the rising crime rate.
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Re: Does the FDA keep stats on cheese-related gun crimes?
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2025, 07:08:04 AM »
Quote from: Flapp_Jackson on May 29, 2025, 08:44:23 PM

i did a quick search, and this may be a composite sketch of the perp...



I dunno, that looks like one crazy m’effer.  I’d just give him my cheese, unless the cheese was for my dogs.
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RSN172

Re: Does the FDA keep stats on cheese-related gun crimes?
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2025, 09:15:38 AM »
Quote from: Flapp_Jackson on May 30, 2025, 01:52:20 PM
People will just learn to make it themselves.

#GhostCheese

(not to be confused with goat cheese)   :geekdanc: :rofl:
Banish all caught making or eating cheese to Wisconsin for the rest of their lives.
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Re: Does the FDA keep stats on cheese-related gun crimes?
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2025, 09:49:13 AM »
Cheese is the root of all evil.

Wait scratch that.  My parish priest just texted me that it’s the “love” of cheese that is the root of all evil.

It’s not like the cheese goes around shooting people, and like that.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2025, 09:56:57 AM by Kalihi Uka »
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hvybarrels

Re: Does the FDA keep stats on cheese-related gun crimes?
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2025, 10:00:37 AM »
Quote from: Kalihi Uka on May 31, 2025, 09:49:13 AM
Cheese is the root of all evil.

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So Brie low.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2025, 12:36:00 PM by hvybarrels »
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