Once again ..... SCIENCE!!

Can you list something other than anecdotal evidence to support your claim that 100% of people own phones?

That's the conclusion based on your comment that "There's not a single person I know young or old who does not have a phone."  Must equal 100% ownership.

it's just like his "everyone i know got the vaccine, so the numbers are dropping because so many people got the vaxx"...

my assistant doesn't have a phone, nor does her husband
i have been passing out flyers on my street, trying to set up a text thread for emergency purposes
36 houses, contacted 25, two don't have cell phones...

but you belive what you want to belive...

https://www.pewresearch.org/internet/fact-sheet/mobile/

99% of all young adults have a cell phone....yall should go to the lotto you beat the overall odds. 

https://www.pewresearch.org/internet/fact-sheet/mobile/

99% of all young adults have a cell phone....yall should go to the lotto you beat the overall odds.

Show me in the report you linked (which I also looked at) says "99% OF ALL YOUNG ADULTS."

The survey does not break the numbers out for school age kids -- only by education level and ages 18 and above. 

Your "evidence" only proves your Googling and reading comprehension skills are lacking.

No matter what, 99% (if it were applicable) does not equal "100%".

Show me in the report you linked (which I also looked at) says "96% OF ALL YOUNG ADULTS."

The survey does not break the numbers out for school age kids -- only by education level and ages 18 and above. 

Your "evidence" only proves your Googling and reading comprehension skills are lacking.

No matter what, 96% (if it were applicable) does not equal "100%".

neither does 99%
but he's not wrong...

neither does 99%
but he's not wrong...

My brain was focused on facts (96% in the survey) and his made-up non-fact (99%).

"We choose facts over truth!"

I'd bet money his "Young Adults" came from:

Total                  Any cellphone   Smartphone   Cellphone, but not smartphone
Ages 18-29                   99%                  96%                                 4%

The age group doesn't include the vast majority of school-age kids.
The 99% includes 4% "other-than-smartphones".  Can't run apps on those.
That's where I got the 96%, even though he was lying and saying 99%.

His "evidence" is not applicable.

"your Googling"

What else does she have?
No experience, no personal knowledge.
Only that 100% of her social masturbation circle has the things.

Let's see. I've been to Kenya, alot of people couldn't afford phones. Hmm.. how about other people in third world countries. Alot of elderly people have flip phones. They hate smart phones, only need to call other people they know. I guess I don't count.

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you know how long it takes me to text with this thing?!:


and all you entitled millennials with your "smart phones"

you know how long it takes me to text with this thing?!:


and all you entitled millennials with your "smart phones"

Just push the button between those round holes!

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you know how long it takes me to text with this thing?!

My wife browbeat me into getting a cheap iFag to make the Chinese virus quarantine thing easier to navigate with upcoming trips back and forth from our free state second home.

A bit jarring, not as logical as a real computer, but already figured out something the Verizon mouth breathers were lost with.  Email attachments, if you can believe.
The texting with a traditional cell was execrable, will not miss that at all.  Not that I ever did it much.

Dunno what everyone does with these things, sure not going to do social masturbation or posting with it.

A bit jarring, not as logical as a real computer

My trying to type on those little buttons was an exercise in rage and laughter.  A real brain detonation was turn the damn thing sideways.
Buttons are now spaced for normal finger sizes!   Felt like a genius for the second time after figuring out the Yahoo email glitch.

Alex Berenson
@AlexBerenson
 · Feb 28
1/ Incredible backtracking here from @segal_eran - a leading Israeli #Covid vaccine advocate.

Last month: “The magic has started.”

Last week: “The impact of the vaccine has been tremendous.”

Today: The vaccine only really works along with a national lockdown.

Say what?

So due to the COVID lockdowns (lost jobs), there are more people in my condo renting their parking stalls because they got rid of their cars.  There is no need for them because they do not have to drive to work.  Some out of the 3 that I spoke to, 2 lost their jobs and 1 works from home.  1 is my neighbor and was in the travel industry to China and now works from job to job just to pay the bills.  His wife was a preschool teacher and only recently got her job back. 

So prior to this year, maybe 1 stall for rent would be available every 4 months or so.  Since 2021 started, there have been 5 in Feb alone. 

But hey it's all G cause less cars means less global warming right?  And screw their jobs so we can defeat this virus or they can find other jobs.

Mrs.CMO was in portland last week for work.  Her coworker who's from Alaska joined her.  In AK, they do not where the mask as often. IDK what area she's from.  So while in Portland, she was reminded often by workers and by non-workers to wear her mask or wear it properly.  Pretty much Portland are mask Nazi's. 

Compared to Houston and Austin where no one really cared if you wore a mask or not.

InB4 TX has higher Covid #s than OR. What about CA...
But, but, but OR is colder than TX

Portland is a liberal zoo hellhole.  Figures to be ground zero for Chinese virus cultists.

Portland is a liberal zoo hellhole.  Figures to be ground zero for Chinese virus cultists.

I got 2 friends who moved there over 10 years ago and both are looking to move.  IDK who they voted for and if they took their HI type of voting to OR with them.  I'm gonna assume they did.

I'm sure the SAFETY CULT felt initial fear at the possible end of the "pandemic" and thus their ability to scream their self-righteous indignation at mitigation breakers (no or improperly worn mask, no six feet distance, more than 10 in a group, etc. ) so they almost immediately moved the goalposts to "ZERO COVID". That'll keep them screaming until infinity... because that's never gonna happen... especially with the highly inaccurate RT-PCR "tests" which will continue to affirm THE VIRUS!!! ad infinitum.

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-vaccine-ending-pandemic-people-who-yell-at-other-people-to-put-on-their-masks-worried-theyll-never-feel-important-again

With Pandemic Ending, People Who Yell At Others To Wear Masks In Danger Of Never Feeling Important Again

 

U.S.—There’s a light at the end of the tunnel for the pandemic as vaccine distribution continues to increase, and soon the whole ordeal will be over. While most people are celebrating this development, it has filled others with worry -- especially those who have taken it upon themselves to yell at people who aren’t wearing masks. They have a sinking feeling they’re never going to feel important ever again.

“I’ve never felt so alive as when I’ve gotten in people’s faces, saying, ‘Where’s your mask?! Where’s your mask?!’” said Karen Hughes. “I’m basically stopping murderers. And, let’s face it, with my lack of skills and annoying personality, this is the highlight of my life.”

“This has given me purpose and meaning,” agreed Karen Boyd. “Usually, I’m looked at as some sort of witch when I scream at kids, but now I have a reason backed by the CDC. I’m a hero. But when the pandemic is over, I’ll go back to being a crazy lady.”

“I don’t think I have the ability to do anything else,” said Bob “Karen” Shelton. “What else can I yell at people about? ‘Wear sunscreen?!’ I dunno. And I was just getting so good at mask policing. I was yelling at people for only wearing one mask. ‘Why don’t you have two?!’ I‘d shout. But those days are ending.”

The mask-yellers do have some hope that masks will become a habit during flu season, which at least gives them an annual reason to harass random passersby.

babylon bee...

I'm sure the SAFETY CULT felt initial fear at the possible end of the "pandemic" and thus their ability to scream their self-righteous indignation at mitigation breakers (no or improperly worn mask, no six feet distance, more than 10 in a group, etc. ) so they almost immediately moved the goalposts to "ZERO COVID". That'll keep them screaming until infinity... because that's never gonna happen... especially with the highly inaccurate RT-PCR "tests" which will continue to affirm THE VIRUS!!! ad infinitum.

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-vaccine-ending-pandemic-people-who-yell-at-other-people-to-put-on-their-masks-worried-theyll-never-feel-important-again

With Pandemic Ending, People Who Yell At Others To Wear Masks In Danger Of Never Feeling Important Again

 

U.S.—There’s a light at the end of the tunnel for the pandemic as vaccine distribution continues to increase, and soon the whole ordeal will be over. While most people are celebrating this development, it has filled others with worry -- especially those who have taken it upon themselves to yell at people who aren’t wearing masks. They have a sinking feeling they’re never going to feel important ever again.

“I’ve never felt so alive as when I’ve gotten in people’s faces, saying, ‘Where’s your mask?! Where’s your mask?!’” said Karen Hughes. “I’m basically stopping murderers. And, let’s face it, with my lack of skills and annoying personality, this is the highlight of my life.”

“This has given me purpose and meaning,” agreed Karen Boyd. “Usually, I’m looked at as some sort of witch when I scream at kids, but now I have a reason backed by the CDC. I’m a hero. But when the pandemic is over, I’ll go back to being a crazy lady.”

“I don’t think I have the ability to do anything else,” said Bob “Karen” Shelton. “What else can I yell at people about? ‘Wear sunscreen?!’ I dunno. And I was just getting so good at mask policing. I was yelling at people for only wearing one mask. ‘Why don’t you have two?!’ I‘d shout. But those days are ending.”

The mask-yellers do have some hope that masks will become a habit during flu season, which at least gives them an annual reason to harass random passersby.

babylon bee...

smh

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