Malicious Fecal Distribution (Read 11669 times)

aieahound

Malicious Fecal Distribution
« on: August 06, 2013, 12:50:33 PM »

http://www.kitv.com/news/entertainment/woman-runner-poops-in-yard/-/8905032/21029974/-/j31dqd/-/index.html

What would you do if someone was taking shitters next to your house ?

This is classic.
Malicious Fecal Distribution.

GZire

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2013, 01:07:08 PM »
Spray them with a squirt gun filled with pee.

Kingkeoni

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2013, 01:09:25 PM »
She poops in the same place every time.

The homeowner should fill a bucket with feces and urine and dump it on her head next she comes over.
Maybe a pull string activator?
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Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2013, 01:23:54 PM »
Bwahahahahahaha :rofl:

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Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2013, 02:21:53 PM »
i would confront her while she takes a shit and make her clean it up with her mouth.... thats crazy!!! she doesn't wipe either, nasty bitch!!!

Kingkeoni

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2013, 03:55:54 PM »
i would confront her while she takes a shit and make her clean it up with her mouth.... thats crazy!!! she doesn't wipe either, nasty bitch!!!

Bwahahahahaha, how you going to make her clean it up with her mouth?  :rofl:

She would fling poo at you like a monkey at the zoo.  :rofl:
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Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2013, 04:47:50 PM »
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Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2013, 06:52:25 PM »
Bwahahahahaha, how you going to make her clean it up with her mouth?  :rofl:

She would fling poo at you like a monkey at the zoo.  :rofl:
i got my ways in forcing peeps.... man im a certified ninja, im gonna dodge any flying poo projectiles coming my way :rofl:

michalebsdad

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2013, 07:00:14 PM »
Bwahahahahaha, how you going to make her clean it up with her mouth?  :rofl:

She would fling poo at you like a monkey at the zoo.  :rofl:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Then you would get your 15 minutes of fame on youtube...

Bunker

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2013, 08:58:35 PM »
You think she's nasty...seen this video a couple months back of this disgusting pig taking a casual dump at a bus stop like nobody's business.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ujZ7WNPse_4

Kingkeoni

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2013, 09:31:45 PM »
i got my ways in forcing peeps.... man im a certified ninja, im gonna dodge any flying poo projectiles coming my way :rofl:

Like the matrix



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Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2013, 12:25:21 AM »
You think she's nasty...seen this video a couple months back of this disgusting pig taking a casual dump at a bus stop like nobody's business.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ujZ7WNPse_4
THAT IS WILD!!! LOL, I really got to pay attention to alley ways and bus stops more often... :rofl:

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Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2013, 12:26:29 AM »
Like the matrix



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Hell yeah! king you read my mind bro.. :thumbsup:

aieahound

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2013, 09:04:18 AM »
You think she's nasty...seen this video a couple months back of this disgusting pig taking a casual dump at a bus stop like nobody's business.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ujZ7WNPse_4

That's just nasty.
She is pretty smooth though. DooBeDooBeDoo. Nothing to see, just taking a public dump.
And at least she wipes.  :wacko:

Kingkeoni

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2013, 01:17:26 PM »
You think she's nasty...seen this video a couple months back of this disgusting pig taking a casual dump at a bus stop like nobody's business.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ujZ7WNPse_4

Call me twisted but am I the only one that thinks she might be hot? 
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aieahound

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2013, 01:34:06 PM »
Call me twisted but am I the only one that thinks she might be hot? 
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Possible, Possible.  She delicately wipes her okole.
Can't be sure.........

Butt I'm pretty sure that stuff coming out of her is steamy.

Jl808

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2013, 02:16:50 PM »
Well, you got a choice right there... Blonde or brunette poopers. One hangs out by the bus stop and another on weekends at that guy's house.
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pantyhamster

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2013, 03:07:23 PM »
Bwahahahahaha, how you going to make her clean it up with her mouth?  :rofl:

She would fling poo at you like a monkey at the zoo.  :rofl:

If she's a T-bagger...she might not mind it.

mr snuffalupagus

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2013, 03:56:00 PM »
Both of them appear to be height weight proportionate, and pretty  young... and inhabition level is low,  hell they are dropping trou in public, prolly down  with all sorts of kinky stuff.

Id tap that.

Blondie will need to shower first though.

Bunker

Re: Malicious Fecal Distribution
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2013, 06:34:29 PM »
2a had their own fecal distribution classic...sorry, couldn't help but to recall this thread that went arie and ending in a fecal distribution incident. I bet Southsyduh808's post even shocked Keoni. Some will recall it. :shake:

I feel the same way... happened to me too I went range bymyself, and ate too much in the morning, and then had to go poop super bad after about an hour of shooting, but I held it and waited to get my target and pack up.... I swear to god almost Shart my pants!!! now I always invite or make sure u bomb before the "line is hott" haha...

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This is just for Kingkeoni, all other mays disreguard this pic..... not my fault he wanted to see it, thanks for calling me worthless.... hahaha... well anyways this wasnt the time i went to the range, this was about 15mins ago while sitting on the toilet using my phone to view this site, just stood up for a sec and snapped a shot, i wasnt fully done yet.... and didnt want the toilet paper covering the merchandise.... well i had some dimsum last night with fried noodle and choysum, which explains some of the leafyness?? hahaha ENJOY KingKeoni u ask for it, i never dissapoint!!! :shaka: :geekdanc: :rofl: :wave:

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