Oh Boy oh Boy !! this probably the best thread ever!!! Now I'm actually debating whether I should even give you guys this sensitive, zombie survival info.... but I will since 90 percent of us would go zombie anyways. Yea I know, as much as you think you'd make it past the opening week, you wouldn't. But for the true zombie survivor, here's the business.
Guns - Ruger 10/22...nuff sed . Must I explain, if so you can count yourself a zombie.
Weapons - Be creative cuz you reallllllly gotta be good to kill a zombie hand to hand, just don't get any brain juice on you.
Location - Anyplace not street level with good lines of sight and "roomy" fields of fire. (yes, I really did use "roomy" and FOF in the same sentence)
Partners - one, two, a few, a dog would be great, but large numbers make large targets, and all alone makes you give up.
Supplies - Well this is what would drive most people to zombiehood. These island cities are unsustainable, hunting would be difficult to impossible, yet sailboats would make fishing manageable, roof top gardens for some fruits and vegetables, but most stores would be empty or difficult to access with most foods spoiling. The one advantage of all this is we have an island and once the majority of the zombies in the cities have been culled, the country areas can be patrolled and eradicated, and farming and ranching can begin. Water of course is not a huge dilemma like in the mainland.
Equipment - Hmmm, things to make fire and bombs with, don't need radio's cuz who ya gonna talk to, and the TV is off air so we don't need generators, and the internet is down so bye bye computer, but good thing zombies are stupid, cuz who else is gonna trip a perimeter alarm made from dog leashes and laundry baskets.
Vehicles - Thank god for all those lifted 4x4's.
Well folks if I left anything out its probably because I'm just one of the crowd... zombie that is.....
oh yes one more thing... Kevlar bodysuit = bulletproof zombie....
