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how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« on: March 05, 2014, 07:36:51 AM »
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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2014, 07:39:35 AM »
Mmmmmm.....yummy!!!

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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2014, 08:23:23 AM »
needs more bacon!!!
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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2014, 08:24:29 AM »
How totally unrealistic!

Not enough butter.  And the coffee should be black.  And it should be strong enough that you should be able to stand a spoon upright in it. And not enough eggs. And you should have extra clips/magazines.  And at least one back up gun.  And there should be sausages as well as that meager little tiny plate of bacon.

I must confess that I'm on a diet, so here's all I had for breakfast:

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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2014, 08:25:55 AM »
Only one egg?  ???   :(  Also needs pancakes, potatoes, or rice - a  perfect breakfast  :thumbsup:
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macsak

Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2014, 08:35:43 AM »
Quote from: Bota-CS1 on March 05, 2014, 08:25:55 AM
Only one egg?  ???   :(  Also needs pancakes, potatoes, or rice - a  perfect breakfast  :thumbsup:

don't forget gravy all over!
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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2014, 09:49:49 AM »
Where is the F*KN SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!  :wtf: 

oh yeah and the F*KN RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!   :shaka:

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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2014, 09:50:46 AM »
MURICA!!!!!!!!! F*CK YEAH!!!!!!  :rofl:
« Last Edit: March 05, 2014, 01:12:48 PM by jonjon »
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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2014, 10:39:19 AM »
my dinner...really
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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2014, 10:46:30 AM »
Needs Black Coffee, rice, spam, and AT LEAST .45 caliber.
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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2014, 01:10:46 PM »
Quote from: Heavies on March 05, 2014, 10:46:30 AM
AT LEAST .45 caliber.


of course.  anything less would be un-American.   :thumbsup:
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Haoleb

Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2014, 02:38:13 PM »
Pretty much the ideal  breakfast, but at least 2 eggs. And I'd probably prefer a OJ or cold coke to the coffee with something that heavy for breakfast

O yea, and swap that gun out for a 1911

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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2014, 08:31:01 PM »
Quote from: jonjon on March 05, 2014, 09:50:46 AM
MURICA!!!!!!!!! F*CK YEAH!!!!!!  :rofl:

Agree with others here, barely enough to sustain a man to lunch.
 More bacon, large Coke+ black coffee, screw the toast, give me a full stack of pancakes with extra butter swimming in syrup, at LEAST 2 eggs+ hashbrowns and, of course, kick that POS to the curb and give me a 1911 with extra mags!

Europeans are such pussies.
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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2014, 11:33:46 PM »
To avoid foreign attantion, this should only be done at a breakfast buffet.  That way we can eat that much bacon, but only by making many tips back to the line.  That way only the Mericans know what's up. There must have been a spy in Vegas!!!
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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2014, 08:20:33 PM »
Forgive me if I can't determine the firearm. Is that a SIG SAUER?

If so, shouldn't it be at least a 1911?
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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2014, 11:40:32 PM »
The hell with the caliber as long as it makes a bang when you want it to.  I want to know where the SAUSAGE is that I demanded!  And black coffee strong enough that a spoon will stand up in it! 

Coffee ain't coffee unless you can chew on it!
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Re: how one european thinks americans eat breakfast
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2014, 07:25:16 AM »


How my son eats breakfast.
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