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PeaShooter

Jose Canseco shoots off his middle finger while cleaning gun
« on: October 29, 2014, 03:19:28 PM »
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mauiblue

Re: Jose Canseco shoots off his middle finger while cleaning gun
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2014, 10:29:49 PM »
Crap! That is screwed up! It is a habit of mine to always check a firearm to make sure it's unloaded before handling it.
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one2boost

Re: Jose Canseco shoots off his middle finger while cleaning gun
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2014, 06:35:58 AM »
Complacency has a tendency to bite you in the ass when you least expect it. 

My dad used to tell me, "Pain is the best teacher in life.".  I bet he always checks if his firearms are loaded when it's in his hands or in his general area.
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oldfart

Re: Jose Canseco shoots off his middle finger while cleaning gun
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2014, 08:47:14 AM »

10. "Is it 'clean before unloading' or 'unload before cleaning'?"

9. "There goes my Isotoner endorsement"

8. "Someone use my finger to dial 9-1-1"

7. "Did it curve foul?"

6. "I hope they catch the idiot who shot me"

5. "How do I count past nine?"

4. "Manicure: ruined"

3. "Your move, Plaxico" (football player who shot himself in the leg)

2. "Is my gun okay?"

1. "Well, so much for finger-pointing"
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mauidog

Re: Jose Canseco shoots off his middle finger while cleaning gun
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2014, 11:39:06 AM »
Quote from: oldfart on October 31, 2014, 08:47:14 AM
10. "Is it 'clean before unloading' or 'unload before cleaning'?"

9. "There goes my Isotoner endorsement"

8. "Someone use my finger to dial 9-1-1"

7. "Did it curve foul?"

6. "I hope they catch the idiot who shot me"

5. "How do I count past nine?"

4. "Manicure: ruined"

3. "Your move, Plaxico" (football player who shot himself in the leg)

2. "Is my gun okay?"

1. "Well, so much for finger-pointing"

Runner up:

"Honey, can you open this jar for me?"

"So much for my dream of becoming a concert pianist!"

"I'll save 10% on all my manicures now!"

"No, I did not "lose" my finger!  It's in a jar on my gun cleaning bench!"
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one2boost

Re: Jose Canseco shoots off his middle finger while cleaning gun
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2014, 03:21:19 PM »
He can also paint his hand green, wave it in front of peoples faces and say "ninja turtle".
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Kingkeoni

Re: Jose Canseco shoots off his middle finger while cleaning gun
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2014, 04:30:00 AM »
From now on this is how  Jose Canseco  will flip people off...
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