Drunken posting (Read 283179 times)

mongoose

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #140 on: January 25, 2013, 12:20:58 AM »
All wound up on pain killers and can't sleep.......

Tom_G

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #141 on: January 25, 2013, 10:49:23 PM »
There's a special glow one gets from bourbon that occurs nowhere esle in nature.
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hnl.flyboy

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #142 on: January 26, 2013, 01:39:05 AM »
It was not your fault.

It was the mopeds fault.

Mopeds are dangerous.

It was also the fault of all the television and movies you've ever watched depicting moped accidents.

Haven't you learned anything from Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi?

You're right.  I should sue Obama and Pelosi!  They're tied into this somehow!
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Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #143 on: February 09, 2013, 11:47:55 PM »
Costco makes a mighty fine bourbon.  Just sayin......
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hvybarrels

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #144 on: February 09, 2013, 11:51:26 PM »
Squeeze some lemon juice, mix it with water and maple syrup to taste. Add rocks and Kirkland Bourbon. Very dangerous.
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Tom_G

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #145 on: February 10, 2013, 12:42:02 AM »
Squeeze some lemon juice, mix it with water and maple syrup to taste. Add rocks and Kirkland Bourbon. Very dangerous.

And, of course, Costco carries maple syrup and lemons. Not that I've ever hurt myself this way...
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Tom_G

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #146 on: March 11, 2013, 08:18:16 PM »
Hehehe... I wonder if tomorrow I'll think I am nearly as funny as I do right now?
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Pizzo

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #147 on: April 05, 2013, 10:30:37 PM »
Mmmm.......Skyy and strawberry guava juice......soooooo good together!!  :thumbsup:

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Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #148 on: April 06, 2013, 10:48:08 PM »
I got lemons!  I got maple syrup! (light to dark)

I don't have bourbon! WTF  what's a good replacement
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Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #149 on: April 30, 2013, 07:52:55 AM »
I couldn't find this forum last night when I needed it...
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Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #150 on: April 30, 2013, 08:13:51 AM »
I couldn't find this forum last night when I needed it...

To help the inebriated, I've stickied the topic :)
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Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #151 on: May 09, 2013, 11:37:14 AM »
Mountain Dew & whiskey is a real pleasure.

Tom_G

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #152 on: May 22, 2013, 09:03:22 PM »
Home from the forum pau hana, where I carefully paced my Longboards.  Now, to get serious with it!  Who is with me???  Tonight, I'm thinking Irish Whiskey on the rocks.
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Inspector

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #153 on: May 22, 2013, 09:16:19 PM »
Working tonight so here is a symbolic "Cheers"!!! :D
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Tom_G

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #154 on: May 30, 2013, 10:46:06 AM »
No freaking fair! 

Today, I am hung over.  Well, truly, thoroughly hung over.  I know the feeling, I'm very familiar with it.

BUT I DIDN"T DRINK LAST NIGHT!   :wtf:

I mean, yes, I had a beer with dinner.  And I had a beer with popcorn.  That's it.  Two beers, nursed over the entire evening. 

I call shenanigans! 
The difference between theory and reality is that, in theory, there is no difference between theory and reality.

Tom_G

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #155 on: May 30, 2013, 10:47:14 AM »
To help the inebriated, I've stickied the topic :)

Oh, thanks!  That made it much easier to post my rant just now!
The difference between theory and reality is that, in theory, there is no difference between theory and reality.

ImKu

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #156 on: May 30, 2013, 06:38:57 PM »
No freaking fair! 

Today, I am hung over.  Well, truly, thoroughly hung over.  I know the feeling, I'm very familiar with it.

BUT I DIDN"T DRINK LAST NIGHT!   :wtf:

I mean, yes, I had a beer with dinner.  And I had a beer with popcorn.  That's it.  Two beers, nursed over the entire evening. 

I call shenanigans!

Happened to me a few times.  Only had a few beers and feel like crap the next day.  Yet if I drink significantly more, I don't feel as hung over the next day  :wacko:
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Tom_G

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #157 on: May 31, 2013, 07:44:52 PM »
Not there yet, but well on the way!

I ordered some fun items from Amazon, including a mortar and pestle and a lime/lemon/orange juicer.  I have a mint patch in the backyard, and a Costco-sized bag of limes.  And I make amazing mojitos.  Number three is every bit as delicious as the first two were, which is not a good sign for tomorrow morning!  Hell, at least I'll deserve it.
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hnl.flyboy

Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #158 on: June 02, 2013, 08:43:16 PM »
Ahhhh been a while since I been truly fucked up shitfaced plastered. Friend and I had a bet at a bar and I'm now broke, according to my budget tonight. Don't tell flygirl.
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Re: Drunken posting
« Reply #159 on: July 12, 2013, 11:19:36 PM »
Aw, come on!  Last post on this thread was me and that was over a month ago!

Anyhow...you know you've become light when a single 22 ounce bottle gets you dizzy while sitting down.  I've been dry for a couple weeks, but it's a special occasion.  Got to somewhat drink with my brother (he's in San Fran) for his birthday.
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