Happy wife, happy life.

I wanted advice from bigger more experienced @ssholes and I knew you would be here.

Maybe you would have gotten the sympathy you were after in the DRUNKEN POSTING thread?   This sounds like the kind of thing guys need to get "lubricated" to talk about!

 

Maybe you would have gotten the sympathy you were after in the DRUNKEN POSTING thread?   This sounds like the kind of thing guys need to get "lubricated" to talk about!

 

Keep your hands off of my thread!  And, for the record, alcohol is one of the WORST lubricants out there!

Keep your hands off of my thread!  And, for the record, alcohol is one of the WORST lubricants out there!

I thought bartenders were the best for telling your troubles to?

Your thread, so I figured you for the bartender!

Yeah, I guess everyone has limits on what they can tolerate!

And I can't imagine anyone trying alcohol "there!"  OW! OW!

I thought bartenders were the best for telling your troubles to?

Your thread, so I figured you for the bartender!

Yeah, I guess everyone has limits on what they can tolerate!

And I can't imagine anyone trying alcohol "there!"  OW! OW!

"OW! OW!  Doesn't really begin to cover it.  Not, you know, that I know.

She asked what I wanted for my birthday present, so I made it clear, to save me from a second trip to exchange an item if she bought one I wasn't interested in.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is an example of poor communication on your part.  Did you send a picture of the exact product to her phone?  Send her a link to the item online? 

Do you realize people who don't buy power tools don't often remember make and model info, they just buy what the salesman says is the best value?

And if instead of saying a simple "Thank you," you told her she got the wrong one, then your married days are numbered.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is an example of poor communication on your part.  Did you send a picture of the exact product to her phone?  Send her a link to the item online? 

Do you realize people who don't buy power tools don't often remember make and model info, they just buy what the salesman says is the best value?

And if instead of saying a simple "Thank you," you told her she got the wrong one, then your married days are numbered.

Pretty sure I mentioned the color too but oh well. I did tell her but I was polite and we had a little chuckle about it. It wasn't something I stewed over, it was just a memorable incident.

For the record, I love my wife and wouldn't trade her. She more than makes up for her drawbacks in other ways. I just tend to analyze things and I am commenting on the odd nature of my observations. 

And no, she did not discover this post and is behind me right know threatening to throw my .300 winmag out the window unless I type the above sentence.

Whats broken?
 

Whats broken?
 

Not her heels that's for sure!

ha ha ha

I wanted advice from bigger, more experienced @ssholes and I knew you would be here.

You can try and turn it around all day but the reality is that only a loser would go online criticizing his wife.

Based on your constant whining and incessant bickering with every forum member, I'd say you're lucky to have a wife.

Instead of being a critical $hithead, why don't you try being nice to your wife.

Is your wife broken?

She married you!

I rest my case. 

 

You can try and turn it around all day but the reality is that only a loser would go online criticizing his wife.

Based on your constant whining and incessant bickering with every forum member, I'd say you're lucky to have a wife.

Instead of being a critical $hithead, why don't you try being nice to your wife.

Anyone else see the irony? Someone being a critical shithead suggest I am being a critical shithead.

Analyzing human behavior in a group discussion is not whining or bickering.

Anyone else see the irony? Someone being a critical shithead suggest I am being a critical shithead.

Analyzing human behavior in a group discussion is not whining or bickering.

I don't think you are capable of detached, logical analysis, ESPECIALLY when it comes to your own relationships both at home and on this forum.

You're just too emotional.  It's obvious from the way you lash out in an immature name-calling tantrum that you are unable to maintain any normal level of discussion without making it all about you and what you believe.

Nobody cares what you personally believe except YOU!  You contribute opinions here.  That in no way adds to the discussion in any meaningful way, because you have nothing credible on which to base your opinions.

You have almost zero personal experience in the things you give opinions on.  You have no direct knowledge.  All you have is the first thing Google returned when you looked the topic up.

Your need to contribute is much stronger than your ability to contribute.  Maybe when you accept that, you'll stop rubbing people the wrong way with all your long-winded bullshit designed to inject yourself into something you know nothing about.

Ain't nothing broke there.....................

Whats broken?
 

this is like watching a K drama with only the subtitles.   

You know a guy is cool with his wife when he's watching the K-Drama's !

I got banned when started throwing my own dialogue over the show.

MauiD,

Easy with the stones man. Your house is pretty much glass.

You're just too emotional.  It's obvious from the way you lash out in an immature name-calling tantrum that you are unable to maintain any normal level of discussion without making it all about you and what you believe.

Your need to contribute is much stronger than your ability to contribute.  Maybe when you accept that, you'll stop rubbing people the wrong way with all your long-winded bullshit designed to inject yourself into something you know nothing about.

You very recently called me a jerk and a loser during an otherwise civil discussion. Had an immature name-calling tantrum in fact.

And when I called you on the second part a long time ago, possibly under one of your other user names, you replied it was the other forum members problem if they couldn't handle you, not yours.
At least you kind of mellowed.

KK speaks lots of words of wisdom.
I miss his witty posts.

I don't see the irony.

Ain't nothing broke there.....................

Not Broken !

Although I like inspector's comment. Made me LMAO. 
Illegal in Carmel, CA without a permit ! ( for real )

Pic of broken wife would help