Woman follows GPS instructions...

https://www.wfla.com/news/woman-drives-down-staircase-says-she-was-following-her-gps-police-say/

Weird! Like we live in another country or something!

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oh boy....lots of potential for off-color jokes in that story

oh boy....lots of potential for off-color jokes in that story

I wonder if she's going to use the airport excuse:  "I totally forgot it was in there."

oh boy....lots of potential for off-color jokes in that story

Pro-Choice ? 

"I self-identify as a holster."   

Side effects include unusual vaginal (negligent) discharge.

Side effects include unusual vaginal (negligent) discharge.

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vaginal discharge 

Wow.  Pretty dangerous insertion.  Push it muzzle first and risk cocking the hammer.  Push it handle first and risk cocking hammer upon pulling it out.

I think she pushed it handle first.  That way it's cocked and locked when she pulls it out.

Pew Pew.....or is it Phew Phewwwwww.........

The queef heard round the world.

The craziest part of this story to me is, she was stopped, arrested for driving on a suspended license, then strip-searched.  So, she was already hiding the gun at the time of her arrest -- NOT something she did with the anticipation of being locked up.   

The most ironic line of the HuffPost story has to be:

Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility!

Penal facility!!   

BTW, she was released on  $6,000 bond.

The gun was reported stolen a year ago by a John Souther, who said his car had been ransacked and the gun taken,

Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman, told TSG that he'd make sure to give his stolen "little fellow... a bath in bleach.”

And while we're on the topic of vaginas, how about this?
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Woman with two vaginas...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/woman-with-two-vaginas-defies-the-odds-to-give-birth-to-baby-girl/ar-AAWUIR7?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=f3a588e1b3624f9dab726a59d2a0b013

KARMA

man dies while trying to bury his murder victim....

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/south-carolina-man-dies-of-heart-attack-while-burying-body-of-woman-he-killed-police-say/ar-AAXafo7?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=023790362f474ea38510a66ce3aa7f4e

KARMA

man dies while trying to bury his murder victim....

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/south-carolina-man-dies-of-heart-attack-while-burying-body-of-woman-he-killed-police-say/ar-AAXafo7?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=023790362f474ea38510a66ce3aa7f4e

I would go with justice

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Sweet!

Doesn't happen much in rural Hawaii
you know "Shoot shovel, and shut up"
but this is funny as hell

Major language warning for anyone offended by the “N-word,” which, as many have pointed out, is perfectly okay for use between blacks, but if the Marine was a white man, you can bet the mobs likely would’ve burnt down his house by now.

https://defiantamerica.com/porch-pirate-learns-the-hard-way-not-to-steal-when-marine-riggs-amazon-package-to-serve-him-instant-justice-the-robber-soiled-himself/

 

 
excellent

Doesn't happen much in rural Hawaii
you know "Shoot shovel, and shut up"
but this is funny as hell

I had the impression booby traps were very illegal.   I sure could have some fun otherwise. 

Still have my "Improvised Munitions" manual.

I had the impression booby traps were very illegal.   I sure could have some fun otherwise. 

Still have my "Improvised Munitions" manual.

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aw shucks, don't overthink it.
Just enjoy the hilarious and disgusting video.
Curious to know why the perp would go back to the porch though.