Curious to know why the perp would go back to the porch though.

Toilet paper request?  No one said that was a particularly bright group.

I dunno.  How authentic is this.

Seems like an excerpt from a "Jackass" movie.

GEICO to Pay Out $5.2M to Woman Who Allegedly Contracted HPV During Car Sex

https://www.yahoo.com/autos/geico-ordered-pay-5-2m-170300926.html

People gather to bark at each other....
https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/pets/hundreds-of-people-who-identify-as-dogs-met-up-in-public-to-bark-at-each-other/ar-AA1h5TQa?ocid=socialshare&cvid=0bebdcdbb11747dfbe05b9ad7a9a348c&ei=22

People gather to bark at each other....
https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/pets/hundreds-of-people-who-identify-as-dogs-met-up-in-public-to-bark-at-each-other/ar-AA1h5TQa?ocid=socialshare&cvid=0bebdcdbb11747dfbe05b9ad7a9a348c&ei=22

Our future congressmen, senators, governors, mayors, police chiefs, POTUS, secretaries of state, heads of federal agencies, fill in the blanks of all important leadership positions in society.

But no comedians.  No.  None.  These people are evil.  They'll make fun of us.......dogs.

Our future congressmen, senators, governors, mayors, police chiefs, POTUS, secretaries of state, heads of federal agencies, fill in the blanks of all important leadership positions in society.

But no comedians.  No.  None.  These people are evil.  They'll make fun of us.......dogs.

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I'm beginning to think THIS is why people want to identify as.......dogs.  LOL!!

I guess he really loves his food.; LOL
https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2023/11/05/janitor-accused-contaminating-food-nj-school-cafeteria/

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 A janitor from New Jersey has been arrested for allegedly contaminating food and committing lewd acts at the elementary school where he worked.

Giovanni Impellizzeri, a 25-year-old janitor at Elizabeth Moore School, was arrested Tuesday, the Cumberland County prosecutor said. He is accused of tampering with cafeteria food with bleach and bodily fluids.

He also allegedly performed “sexual acts with inanimate objects” at the school and posted videos of them on social media, according to a news release.

Wisconsin
Some punks crash their stolen car and run from the cops.
One hides in a porta potty on a golf course.
Golfer takes action. 
https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/suspect-ends-up-in-stinky-situation-trapped-in-porta-potty-after-police-chase-in-glendale

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/06/19/health/microplastics-human-penises-study-scli-intl-scn-wellness
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Check your junk

Bicyclist airlifted to Oahu after crashing into bus in Kona

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/04/10/bicyclist-airlifted-oahu-after-crashing-into-bus-kona/

Bicyclist airlifted to Oahu after crashing into bus in Kona

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/04/10/bicyclist-airlifted-oahu-after-crashing-into-bus-kona/

Ban assault bicycles!

Alternatively ....

Ban assault buses!

Tree eats 2 people. Tree monsters are real.
Remains of two women recovered from toppled Hilo banyan tree https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/07/21/human-remains-discovered-debris-fallen-banyan-tree-police-launch-investigation/

Tree eats 2 people. Tree monsters are real.
https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/07/21/human-remains-discovered-debris-fallen-banyan-tree-police-launch-investigation/

The toxic waste of the two people after being digested by the tree monster found its way into the roots and consequently compromised the foundation of that majestic tree creature.

It fell with huge fanfare and the remaining remnants of those 2 people spilled out onto the streets causing widespread puking, retching, and fainting from the foul smell.

Yep, these damn news outlets sure hold back a lot of info from the deserving public.

Lady travels with kid.....in suitcase

https://www.aol.com/woman-arrested-traveling-2-old-123427506.html

Lady travels with kid.....in suitcase

https://www.aol.com/woman-arrested-traveling-2-old-123427506.html

AOL is still a thing?

AOL is still a thing?

....
 
Not really. But I've been using it for email forever. I used to use it for dial-up internet and was able to do amazing things with computer automation systems before IBM pc/windows were in common use.

HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow) - A horse is dead after a two-vehicle crash that sent three people to the hospital in serious condition.

It happened at around 7 p.m. Wednesday outside of Dillingham Airfield.

A picture of the crash shows a sedan on Farrington Highway shortly after impact.

Honolulu Emergency Medical Services said they treated a 16-year-old girl who was riding the horse when it was hit, along with a 23-year-old and a 48-year-old from the vehicles.

We’re told the horse was euthanized by a veterinarian.
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I feel bad for the horse.

HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow) - A horse is dead after a two-vehicle crash that sent three people to the hospital in serious condition.

It happened at around 7 p.m. Wednesday outside of Dillingham Airfield.

A picture of the crash shows a sedan on Farrington Highway shortly after impact.

Honolulu Emergency Medical Services said they treated a 16-year-old girl who was riding the horse when it was hit, along with a 23-year-old and a 48-year-old from the vehicles.

We’re told the horse was euthanized by a veterinarian.
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I feel bad for the horse.

Yeah, I do too.   

When I was a small kid growing up on the North Shore the Dillingham Airfield area was so remote that people used to train their kids to learn to drive a car.

Too many vehicles and too many people on this damn island.  Not too bad if they paid attention to what the fu*ck they are doing......

Tesla electric boat division prototype.
....
Tesla pulled from water off Windward Oahu

 https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/08/27/tesla-plunges-into-water-off-windward-oahu/