WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY (Read 40237 times)

Rocky

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #100 on: September 18, 2026, 07:59:05 AM »
Rhinoceros poacher gets smushed by a herd of elephants.
(Karma is a bitch)

https://people.com/suspected-poacher-found-dead-after-elephant-encounter-in-kruger-national-park-12124344

He's better off than the one going to an SA prison, which is also certain death
“I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.”
                                                           Franklin D. Roosevelt

QUIETShooter

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #101 on: September 18, 2026, 06:34:53 PM »
He's better off than the one going to an SA prison, which is also certain death

Yes!  Death!  By Bunga Bunga!......

(Those not in the know can google it....)
Sometimes you gotta know when to save your bullets.

macsak

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #102 on: September 18, 2026, 08:52:54 PM »
Yes!  Death!  By Bunga Bunga!......

(Those not in the know can google it....)

i know the joke as "death...by bunga"
also heard as "death...by boola boola"...

Flapp_Jackson

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #103 on: September 19, 2026, 03:09:46 AM »
Yes!  Death!  By Bunga Bunga!......

(Those not in the know can google it....)
I learned it as "Death by Unga Bunga" when I was young.

Coincidentally, I stumbled across a Norwegian garage band of that same name.  Not sure what the admission fee is like!!   :shake:

https://www.livenation.com/artist/K8vZ917o0NV/death-by-unga-bunga-events
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

oldfart

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #104 on: September 24, 2026, 05:44:01 AM »
What, Me Worry?

QUIETShooter

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #105 on: September 24, 2026, 08:48:59 AM »
TSA finds knife hidden in a tube of toothpaste.  :rofl:

https://www.tsa.gov/about/employee-stories/tsa-dallas-dal-uncaps-hidden-knife-toothpaste-tube-after-sons-surprising

Again, I just stated I'm not the brightest bulb in the room in another thread today but I gotta ask:  Why were they allowed to continue on their flight after discovery of the son KNOWINGLY trying to hide a knife to bring aboard an airplane?
Sometimes you gotta know when to save your bullets.

oldfart

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #106 on: October 01, 2026, 12:23:46 AM »
Murderer survives execution by "lethal" injection.
From NBC news....
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Christa Pike, 50, remains in hospital early Thursday after a botched execution in Tennessee.

The lone woman on death row was set to be the first female in more than 200 years that the state had put to death, according to historical records.
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ahead-rare-execution-lone-woman-tennessee-death-row-says-peace-rcna600279
What, Me Worry?

oldfart

Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
« Reply #107 on: October 12, 2026, 03:09:31 PM »
Man was euthanized by tiger. Tiger is ok 👌

What, Me Worry?