Jokes? Jokes, anyone... (Read 635417 times)

Kingkeoni

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #780 on: July 04, 2016, 12:29:04 PM »
This had me cracking up


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Flapp_Jackson

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #781 on: July 08, 2016, 06:50:40 PM »
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Inspector

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #782 on: July 09, 2016, 06:21:12 AM »
Enjoy!
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #783 on: July 09, 2016, 11:53:33 PM »
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #784 on: July 09, 2016, 11:58:35 PM »
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Inspector

SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

oldfart

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #786 on: July 10, 2016, 08:18:32 AM »
 :thumbsup: for Billy's Dad
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Rocky

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #787 on: July 10, 2016, 08:22:54 AM »
Glass milk bottles, Rabbit ears, phone cords, green stamps remember them all.
For cripes sake I had a shirt just like Billy's !
Uuuugh. I'm old
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #788 on: July 10, 2016, 03:46:40 PM »
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #789 on: July 11, 2016, 10:02:02 PM »
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #790 on: July 14, 2016, 12:23:35 AM »
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #791 on: July 16, 2016, 11:46:13 AM »
Not everybody will get this ...
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Inspector

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #792 on: July 16, 2016, 03:08:46 PM »
SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

passivekinetic

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #793 on: July 18, 2016, 10:07:43 AM »
Ok I admit it went over my head.

What gives?
"The sheep fear sheepdogs, because they fail to see the wolves."
- Anonymous

Inspector

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #794 on: July 18, 2016, 10:23:24 AM »
Ok I admit it went over my head.

What gives?
The guy on the left is Abe Vigoda. He played a character on an old TV show called Barney Miller. His character's name was "Fish". The two guys on the right are from an old TV show called California Highway Patrol or "CHiPs". Put the two together and you get "Fish and ChiPs".  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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pantyhamster

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #795 on: July 18, 2016, 11:19:29 AM »
Uuuugh. I'm old

I'll second that! :rofl:

passivekinetic

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #796 on: July 18, 2016, 11:22:25 AM »
The guy on the left is Abe Vigoda. He played a character on an old TV show called Barney Miller. His character's name was "Fish". The two guys on the right are from an old TV show called California Highway Patrol or "CHiPs". Put the two together and you get "Fish and ChiPs".  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

NOW that you explain it, I sort of get it, as I sort of remember watching those shows eons ago. :-D

Reruns of course! :-D
"The sheep fear sheepdogs, because they fail to see the wolves."
- Anonymous

Inspector

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #797 on: July 18, 2016, 11:28:05 AM »
NOW that you explain it, I sort of get it, as I sort of remember watching those shows eons ago. :-D

Reruns of course! :-D
I watched these shows as first time aired during prime time hours. Barney Miller was an excellent comedy show. They dealt with all sorts of racial, female chauvinist and sexist as well as old person bias issues. I consider this show as one of the better shows of its day. ChiPs on the other hand was just pretty much a cop show with predictable plots and endings. It was a feel good show so it lasted a while if my memory serves me correctly.
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London808

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« Reply #798 on: July 19, 2016, 02:26:47 PM »
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #799 on: July 26, 2016, 10:40:46 PM »
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw