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Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #180 on: May 25, 2012, 07:46:36 PM »
Here's one I found myself while looking for Z-cars:



Changed my mind about buying it.
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« Reply #181 on: May 25, 2012, 07:50:20 PM »
Must have a end of the driveway guarantee. ;)
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« Reply #182 on: May 26, 2012, 05:39:29 AM »
Yeah, my sons and I got "into" the Datsun (Nissan) Z-cars a number of years ago and between the three of us we had six of them.  I was looking around for another one when I came across that ad.  The boys raced theirs in SOLO races.  I raced mine in the streets. :)

Hell of a fun car with a straight-six engine which would pull it away from stoplights at a surprising rate. Would chirp going into second when I hit redline in first.  I used to love to do that commuting into Denver, where there was a stoplight just before a tunnel and the chirp echoing in that tunnel was ummm.... satisfying.

Still have a faint burn mark from adjusting the front SU carb which is right by the exhaust manifold.

Fortunately, I broke its transmission before I got into trouble, ticket-wise, with it.

I gave it to the boys for parts for their Zs.

Here it is when I bought it from the impound yard of a towing company... a good source for serviceable, but not necessarily pretty cars.  The lady from the impound yard is filling out the paperwork.  I paid US$201.00 for it.  The extra dollar was to avoid having to register it as a "salvage car," and thus not roadworthy.  I got US$2010.00 fun out of it, and more. I wanged up the transmission linkage hauling ass off a light trying to beat another car to the next turn lane, and finally decided I was getting to be a dangerous driver with that thing.



I named it "Nymphie" because it was green and the clear coat was peeling off in a lot of places, so it looked kind of like a wood nymph, with leaves peeling off her.  Took me a month to get it tuned juuuuust right.

A hell of a lot of fun, though!  Sort of a poor man's Jaguar because the styling was copied from the Jag, but the straight-six engine was copied from the Mercedes-Benz 6-banger.  I don't know who they copied the transmission from, though.

It was funny when we all met up at my older son's house and there'd be four of them parked out front.  Looked like Z-City!

Zs are still kind of a cult car, and I still see them tooling around once in a while, and they still attract comment.  I used to get a lot of "I used to have one when I was in college" remarks from onlookers when I parked it.  I think mine was a '73, but I'm not sure.

Here's a Concourse-prepared one, not one of ours.  Nice shapely little bitch.  Sexy!



Terry, 230RN

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« Last Edit: May 26, 2012, 07:04:45 AM by 230RN »
I do believe that the radical and crazy notion that the Founders meant what they said, is gradually soaking through the judicial system.

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Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #183 on: May 26, 2012, 06:21:27 AM »
Old Z's are cool!

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Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #184 on: May 26, 2012, 07:52:51 AM »
My uncle had one. I thought it was the coolest high end sports car when I was a kid.
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« Reply #185 on: May 30, 2012, 04:44:40 PM »
Hope you guys enjoy these as much as I did.....

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Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #186 on: May 31, 2012, 12:11:59 PM »
The tomato garden

An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his
annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was
hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The
old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know
you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried..
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.

Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
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Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #187 on: May 31, 2012, 06:50:39 PM »
Not a "joke", but for your entertainment, if you giggle at people suffering (sort of)...

lol

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« Reply #188 on: May 31, 2012, 07:21:26 PM »
Not a "joke", but for your entertainment, if you giggle at people suffering (sort of)...

lol



I laughed, but it looks like it sucks!
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Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #189 on: May 31, 2012, 07:32:18 PM »
I laughed, but it looks like it sucks!

Oh yeah, it sucked a lot. Lol. No other "Welcome Home!" like a level 2 OC contamination...
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Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #190 on: May 31, 2012, 09:33:08 PM »
Actually, it blows.  ;D
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« Reply #191 on: June 01, 2012, 11:16:12 AM »
Not a "joke", but for your entertainment, if you giggle at people suffering (sort of)...

lol



LOL Russell!!! i would say it probably feels good to not be in Camp Lejeune anymore but it doesn't seem like you guys took a break from training at all.

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« Reply #192 on: June 01, 2012, 12:29:18 PM »
LOL Russell!!! i would say it probably feels good to not be in Camp Lejeune anymore but it doesn't seem like you guys took a break from training at all.

Sup, bro, this is Phil, not Russell.

Russell says, "Nope! Big green weenie!!" He says he awaits your return from Lejeune!
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« Reply #193 on: June 01, 2012, 09:07:07 PM »
 :worship: OLD DATSUN's  are AWESOME!

I had a 1971 Datsun 521 pickup...I miss that truck :(

sorry  :stopjack:
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« Reply #194 on: June 07, 2012, 01:25:10 PM »

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« Reply #195 on: June 07, 2012, 01:34:51 PM »
He's lucky he didn't get shot
What if rhinos are just fat unicorns?

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« Reply #196 on: June 07, 2012, 02:30:28 PM »
He's lucky he didn't get shot


Agreed, looks like he might have took a beating at the end though.
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« Reply #197 on: June 07, 2012, 06:49:41 PM »
Hahaha that's messed up
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« Reply #198 on: June 07, 2012, 11:12:23 PM »
They say that the black guy at the end showed a gun thats why he ran

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Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #199 on: June 08, 2012, 07:36:16 AM »
Hey!  That was my ex-wife's lawyer!
I do believe that the radical and crazy notion that the Founders meant what they said, is gradually soaking through the judicial system.