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« Reply #320 on: January 29, 2013, 04:29:39 PM »
Loved it    :shaka:

aieahound

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« Reply #321 on: January 29, 2013, 04:52:44 PM »
Anyone remember Andrew Dice Clay mother goose rhymes ?

Three blind mice, where the hell are they going ?

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and quarter,
Jill came down with $2.50 the fkn whore !

Little Boy Blew.
He needed the money.  OOOHHH !

Hickory dickory dock,
On second thought, this one's probably not appropriate.   ;D

hnl.flyboy

Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #322 on: January 31, 2013, 08:24:42 PM »
Why do I need a 30 round magazine?

why do I shoot millions of sperm, when only 1 needs to fertilize the egg?

Cause it's fun?

Because it takes millions to make a proper "Pearl Necklace"


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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« Reply #323 on: February 08, 2013, 09:42:40 AM »
Politically Correct Military

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« Reply #324 on: February 09, 2013, 10:44:18 AM »
SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

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« Reply #325 on: February 09, 2013, 10:50:04 AM »
lol  :rofl:
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The Difference Between Ravens Fans and 49ers Fans:
« Reply #326 on: February 09, 2013, 03:06:36 PM »
The Difference Between Ravens Fans and 49ers Fans:

SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

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« Reply #327 on: February 09, 2013, 03:08:36 PM »
The Difference Between Ravens Fans and 49ers Fans:


Hahahaa. LoL

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« Reply #328 on: February 09, 2013, 06:55:59 PM »
I'm liking that raven fan.  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #329 on: February 09, 2013, 10:14:46 PM »
The Queen’s Riddle

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen took a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, Your Majesty?”

The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.

Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, “That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. “Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” said Biden. “Let me get back to you on that one.” He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Ron Paul out eating one night. "He's a Doctor!  He should know," thought Biden.  He asked, “Ron, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Ron Paul answered right back, “That’s easy, it’s me!”

Biden smiled, and said, “Thanks!” Then, he went back to speak with Obama. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Ron Paul!”

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, “No! You idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON
IN OUR WHITE HOUSE!!!
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« Reply #330 on: February 13, 2013, 01:03:48 PM »
PEARLY GATES

When Obama dies George Washington meets him at the Pearly Gates. He slaps him across the face and yells, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approaches, punches him in the nose and shouts, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison follows, kicks him in the groin and says, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson is next, beats Obama with a long cane and snarls, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appears. Obama weeps and says,

"This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?
SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

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« Reply #331 on: February 13, 2013, 01:04:43 PM »
Leno on  Obama-Clinton 60 Minutes Segment

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SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

Inspector

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« Reply #332 on: February 13, 2013, 01:11:37 PM »
Enjoy!
SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

Bunker

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« Reply #333 on: February 13, 2013, 01:12:46 PM »

hnl.flyboy

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« Reply #334 on: February 13, 2013, 09:34:24 PM »
Leno on  Obama-Clinton 60 Minutes Segment

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http://www.mrctv.org/node/119755

Almost didn't watch it till I saw Bunker's post.  Damn!  That was awesome!   :rofl:
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« Reply #335 on: February 15, 2013, 02:37:55 PM »
Almost didn't watch it till I saw Bunker's post.  Damn!  That was awesome!   :rofl:
+1

Almost didn't watch it until I saw Flyboys post.

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check it out

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« Reply #336 on: March 03, 2013, 10:31:34 PM »
Mary had a little plane,
And in it she loved to frisk.
Wasn't she a foolish girl,
her little *
I do believe that the radical and crazy notion that the Founders meant what they said, is gradually soaking through the judicial system.

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« Reply #337 on: March 04, 2013, 06:04:17 AM »
Mary had a little plane,
And in it she loved to frisk.
Wasn't she a foolish girl,
her little *

I don't get it?
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Re: Jokes? Jokes, anyone...
« Reply #338 on: March 04, 2013, 01:21:58 PM »
* = "asterisk."

Read it out loud, with "asterisk."

:D

(Terry runs and hides under a chair...)

I do believe that the radical and crazy notion that the Founders meant what they said, is gradually soaking through the judicial system.

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Re: The Difference Between Ravens Fans and 49ers Fans:
« Reply #339 on: March 04, 2013, 09:04:14 PM »
The Difference Between Ravens Fans and 49ers Fans:

Lol... Ouch.