This last episode, I learned how to gut a zombie. First you hold your knife way above your head. Then you slam it down into the chest cavity as hard as you can. Then you slice downwards. Repeat three times. Voila...your zombie is open

Once your zombie is open, add shredded cheddar, bacon bits, and chives.  Top with sour cream for loaded baked zed heads! 

This last episode, I learned how to gut a zombie. First you hold your knife way above your head. Then you slam it down into the chest cavity as hard as you can. Then you slice downwards. Repeat three times. Voila...your zombie is open

That's the first thing i thought when i saw that scene.
"Why do you need to slam down on the chest if you want to gut someone?"
"Just use the knife and slice the abdomen."

Quote from: 2aHawaii on October 18, 2011, 07:58:22 AM

This last episode, I learned how to gut a zombie. First you hold your knife way above your head. Then you slam it down into the chest cavity as hard as you can. Then you slice downwards. Repeat three times. Voila...your zombie is open

That's the first thing i thought when i saw that scene.
"Why do you need to slam down on the chest if you want to gut someone?"
"Just use the knife and slice the abdomen."

it was in the script...thanks for the spoiler. 

Is anyone else annoyed by the recoilless firearms everyone's packing?  Come on, producers, 12 gauge shotguns do have a bit of recoil to deal with.

Hey, I have fired a recoilless 12 ga.  it was a wonderful experience!

Of course, that was a single shot trap gun, and it weighed a ton.  Not my first choice for zombies.

This last episode, I learned how to gut a zombie. First you hold your knife way above your head. Then you slam it down into the chest cavity as hard as you can. Then you slice downwards. Repeat three times. Voila...your zombie is open

Epic redneck fail.

Quote from: 2aHawaii on October 18, 2011, 07:58:22 AM

This last episode, I learned how to gut a zombie. First you hold your knife way above your head. Then you slam it down into the chest cavity as hard as you can. Then you slice downwards. Repeat three times. Voila...your zombie is open

Epic redneck fail.

And here I was thinking he was an Irish vigilante in search of his brother so they can kill mafioso thugs in Boston. 

Quote from: 2aHawaii on October 18, 2011, 07:58:22 AM

This last episode, I learned how to gut a zombie. First you hold your knife way above your head. Then you slam it down into the chest cavity as hard as you can. Then you slice downwards. Repeat three times. Voila...your zombie is open

That's the first thing i thought when i saw that scene.
"Why do you need to slam down on the chest if you want to gut someone?"
"Just use the knife and slice the abdomen."

I've never gutted a zombie (or human), but the seem resilient so maybe they're a little leathery? 

don't forget glocks are complicated weapons to put together in a hurry. as we discovered in S2E1.

don't forget glocks are complicated weapons to put together in a hurry. as we discovered in S2E1.

Haha, I was watching that and thinking WTF is she doing. Where is she shoving the guide rod ROFL

Quote from: Aegis808 on October 19, 2011, 02:08:59 PM

don't forget glocks are complicated weapons to put together in a hurry. as we discovered in S2E1.

Haha, I was watching that and thinking WTF is she doing. Where is she shoving the guide rod ROFL

Well, she was about to die, and wanted her last moments as a human to be pleasurable?

Quote from: 2aHawaii on October 19, 2011, 02:18:44 PM

Quote from: Aegis808 on October 19, 2011, 02:08:59 PM

don't forget glocks are complicated weapons to put together in a hurry. as we discovered in S2E1.

Haha, I was watching that and thinking WTF is she doing. Where is she shoving the guide rod ROFL

Well, she was about to die, and wanted her last moments as a human to be pleasurable?

Lol 

FEBRUARY!!!! What the hell am i going to do till then?!?!

FEBRUARY!!!! What the hell am i going to do till then?!?!

Shoot guns at kokohead.

Oh wait, never mind. They're closed for who knows how long.   

FEBRUARY!!!! What the hell am i going to do till then?!?!

i was wondering what the hell a MID- season finally was... wtf?

Shane is supposed to be an expert gun instructor but he's constantly sweeping people as he 'talks' with his 12ga

The missing girl was in the barn the whole time!?  Finally a catalyst for a departure from the farm.

The missing girl was in the barn the whole time!?  Finally a catalyst for a departure from the farm.

Well, if you noticed, Herchel said "Otis used to do this, now we have to" when they were wrangling the walkers.

Flashback to when the the crisis of the moment was getting an intubation rig for Carl from the High School so Herchel could perform surgery..  Otis and Shane went after that. Since shane shot Otis and left him for zombie chow and Otis never knew they were searching for a little girl, its Shanes fault that they were searching everywhere but the barn.

Now that the barnnaggedon is overwith, I don't think they will leave unless something else drives them apart. I don't think Shane is running on all cylinders, so I expect him to continue to freak out and often.

I still am wondering what Jenner whispered to Rick at the CDC, guess we will find out later.

Hurry up February.

Ya I figured otis was the only one who knew she was in there since he seemed like the biggin who would be in charge of the physically exhausting matters. I'm hoping Shane and the whiney blonde will leave together even though its very unlikely since the cast is pretty small at this point.

Quote from: fstbckgt on November 28, 2011, 12:25:40 PM

The missing girl was in the barn the whole time!?  Finally a catalyst for a departure from the farm.

Well, if you noticed, Herchel said "Otis used to do this, now we have to" when they were wrangling the walkers.

Flashback to when the the crisis of the moment was getting an intubation rig for Carl from the High School so Herchel could perform surgery..  Otis and Shane went after that. Since shane shot Otis and left him for zombie chow and Otis never knew they were searching for a little girl, its Shanes fault that they were searching everywhere but the barn.

Now that the barnnaggedon is overwith, I don't think they will leave unless something else drives them apart. I don't think Shane is running on all cylinders, so I expect him to continue to freak out and often.

I still am wondering what Jenner whispered to Rick at the CDC, guess we will find out later.

Hurry up February.

The Big H looks like a micro managing control freak.  If I was a betting person, I'd say he knew.