What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest... (Read 44818 times)

Tom_G

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2011, 05:42:21 PM »
"even an unloaded gun can shoot people, many people have been shot by unloaded guns."

To do a little parade-raining, I have twice shot something with an unloaded gun.  One time, I broke a ceiling light fixture.  In both cases, the gun was truly, legitimately, and in all reality completely unloaded, devoid of ammunition, and otherwise not capable of discharging. 
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Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2011, 07:43:29 AM »
^ Confirmation:

Pawnee National Grasslands. Broken extractor on a 1911.  Gun functioned normally all day, taking shots at random cowpies and rocks and the like.  Got back to camper, jack magazine, rack slide several times, nothing came out. "Hm, that's odd.  I thought I had one chambered.  Oh, well, must be empty."

Point gun at fencepost.  Pull trigger.

BANG !

Previously perfectly good fencepost had a nice approximatly 1/2" hole in it after I stopped being stupid about unloaded guns.

Found broken-off hook of extractor on workbench, so I know it was operating without extractor hook.


Other one I'm too embarresed to talk about.  Suffice it to say that there was a nice approximately 3/8" hole in a perfectly good oaken desk after I stopped being stupid about unloaded guns.

For the second time.

Hope there's never a third.

Terry "Slow Learner," 230RN
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Funtimes

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #42 on: November 04, 2011, 02:41:48 PM »
"even an unloaded gun can shoot people, many people have been shot by unloaded guns."

To do a little parade-raining, I have twice shot something with an unloaded gun.  One time, I broke a ceiling light fixture.  In both cases, the gun was truly, legitimately, and in all reality completely unloaded, devoid of ammunition, and otherwise not capable of discharging.

Alright, did you break something with the spring or what lol?
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Cougar8045

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #43 on: November 04, 2011, 03:19:41 PM »
"even an unloaded gun can shoot people, many people have been shot by unloaded guns."

To do a little parade-raining, I have twice shot something with an unloaded gun.  One time, I broke a ceiling light fixture.  In both cases, the gun was truly, legitimately, and in all reality completely unloaded, devoid of ammunition, and otherwise not capable of discharging.

Alright, did you break something with the spring or what lol?
I'm also curious how that happened.
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Tom_G

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #44 on: November 04, 2011, 08:39:33 PM »
"even an unloaded gun can shoot people, many people have been shot by unloaded guns."

To do a little parade-raining, I have twice shot something with an unloaded gun.  One time, I broke a ceiling light fixture.  In both cases, the gun was truly, legitimately, and in all reality completely unloaded, devoid of ammunition, and otherwise not capable of discharging.

Alright, did you break something with the spring or what lol?

Good call!

In one case, the light-breaking case, it was the recoil spring cap from a 1911.  The other was the spring from a S&W 622.  That one left a nasty bruise.
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Kingkeoni

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #45 on: November 04, 2011, 09:22:40 PM »
I was wondering about this story too.
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Funtimes

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #46 on: November 05, 2011, 12:39:57 AM »
Ah -- yeah those damn springs man. I went chasing my Walther spring behind the TV.... huge pain lol had to move all the wires, tv etc to get it!
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Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #47 on: November 05, 2011, 08:58:26 AM »
I've got a flashlight I call my "Saint Anthony Flashlight*" which I use to look for escaped small parts.  Scanning the floor in a search pattern with your attention focused exclusively on the narrow beam helps, even in full daylight.

I sometimes (not always) disassemble things I'm not familiar with under a clear plastic dry cleaner bag.  One time I wished I had done so was when the gas tappet on an SKS let go and flew across the room.  Looked and looked, finally discovered a black mark on the wall where it hit, and that clue narrowed down the search area a bit.

I've also used one of those 110VAC videotape bulk eraser electromagnets to locate escaped parts.  I don't even know if they sell those anymore, but I've kept one I bought a long time ago for part-finding and demagnetizing tools like pliers. Nice thing about it is when it picks up even a small part, you can hear it buzz.

Oh, hey, by the way, speaking of springs, you haven't lived until a mainspring from a seven-day clock lets go.  Almost like a hand grenade.

You say you doubt me about the clock mainsprings?  Google "GERMAN TIME BOMB CLOCK" for a (somewhat extreme) example.

Time bomb clock:



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nf9648

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #48 on: November 10, 2011, 07:58:13 PM »
My 3 favorites from the mil side...

"You can make it full auto if you file down the firing pin."

"Even if you miss, the .50 cal bullet goes so fast that it will take their head off."

"The M4 is garbage, AKs are way better guns."

Kingkeoni

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #49 on: November 10, 2011, 10:08:01 PM »
"The M4 is garbage, AKs are way better guns."

Any gun that works, and is shooting at you can kill you.

It bothers me when someone says "that gun is garbage". (whatever gun it may be)

Go 100 yards down range and let someone unload rounds at you if you think the gun is garbage.

Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

GZire

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #50 on: November 14, 2011, 11:16:05 AM »
"The M4 is garbage, AKs are way better guns."

Any gun that works, and is shooting at you can kill you.

It bothers me when someone says "that gun is garbage". (whatever gun it may be)

Go 100 yards down range and let someone unload rounds at you if you think the gun is garbage.

Speaking of garbage guns..........did you buy that new gun yet? :-*

Kingkeoni

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #51 on: November 14, 2011, 11:38:50 AM »
"The M4 is garbage, AKs are way better guns."

Any gun that works, and is shooting at you can kill you.

It bothers me when someone says "that gun is garbage". (whatever gun it may be)

Go 100 yards down range and let someone unload rounds at you if you think the gun is garbage.

Speaking of garbage guns..........did you buy that new gun yet? :-*

Ha ha ha, I haven't had time to go to OGC and ask what they would bring it in for.
Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

GZire

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #52 on: November 14, 2011, 01:20:39 PM »
"The M4 is garbage, AKs are way better guns."

Any gun that works, and is shooting at you can kill you.

It bothers me when someone says "that gun is garbage". (whatever gun it may be)

Go 100 yards down range and let someone unload rounds at you if you think the gun is garbage.

Speaking of garbage guns..........did you buy that new gun yet? :-*

Ha ha ha, I haven't had time to go to OGC and ask what they would bring it in for.

I forget what you were going to get, but I thought it was universally understood by all that we knew which gun I was referring to. ;D

Tom_G

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #53 on: November 14, 2011, 03:06:00 PM »
"The M4 is garbage, AKs are way better guns."

Any gun that works, and is shooting at you can kill you.

It bothers me when someone says "that gun is garbage". (whatever gun it may be)

Go 100 yards down range and let someone unload rounds at you if you think the gun is garbage.

Speaking of garbage guns..........did you buy that new gun yet? :-*

Ha ha ha, I haven't had time to go to OGC and ask what they would bring it in for.

I forget what you were going to get, but I thought it was universally understood by all that we knew which gun I was referring to. ;D

Hey!  The King and I are looking forward to our new little pieces of garbage!!

(bonus points to anyone who breaks out into song after reading this but doesn't understand why)
The difference between theory and reality is that, in theory, there is no difference between theory and reality.

808shooter

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #54 on: November 14, 2011, 04:15:30 PM »

Kingkeoni

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #55 on: November 14, 2011, 05:26:30 PM »
"The M4 is garbage, AKs are way better guns."

Any gun that works, and is shooting at you can kill you.

It bothers me when someone says "that gun is garbage". (whatever gun it may be)

Go 100 yards down range and let someone unload rounds at you if you think the gun is garbage.

Speaking of garbage guns..........did you buy that new gun yet? :-*

Ha ha ha, I haven't had time to go to OGC and ask what they would bring it in for.

I forget what you were going to get, but I thought it was universally understood by all that we knew which gun I was referring to. ;D

Hey!  The King and I are looking forward to our new little pieces of garbage!!

(bonus points to anyone who breaks out into song after reading this but doesn't understand why)

Getting to know you... Getting to know all about you...    :crazy:
Your number one Option for Personal Security is a lifelong commitment to avoidance, deterrence, and de-escalation.

Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

hvybarrels

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #56 on: November 14, 2011, 08:55:10 PM »
"people don't need assault rifles for hunting"

I'm sure you meant select fire. If tried one you'd wish they were legal, too.

"Makarov is the worst round ever invented"

and

"Don't hold it like that (cup and saucer) on my range. I don't want to be responsible when your gun blows up and the mag goes through your hand."

Go away range monkey.
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Tom_G

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #57 on: November 14, 2011, 10:32:06 PM »
"Don't hold it like that (cup and saucer) on my range. I don't want to be responsible when your gun blows up and the mag goes through your hand."

While it admittedly did not go thru anyone's hand, I have seen this malfunction, and seen the fairly bloody and serious-looking injury that resulted.  Shoot cup-and-saucer if you like, I never will again.

But then again, I'll shan't ever suffer from "Glock hand."

I am happy to let other people make mistakes for me!
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hvybarrels

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #58 on: November 14, 2011, 11:33:38 PM »
I was going to tell him to go bother the plastic gun owners, but he might have taken that as a sign that I was actually interested in having a conversation with him at that point.
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42itus

Re: What is the absolute stupidest or dumbest...
« Reply #59 on: November 15, 2011, 12:02:47 AM »
"How many guns do you need?"   ;D