...domestic violence charges!
You can't make this stuff up...I guess he shoulda had a big dog... or she shoulda had a big dog... how would that work in this situation, exactly, major Robinson? Dueling big dogs?
Woman Busted Wearing Meta Message T-Shirt
Cops: Suspect faces domestic violence raps for confrontation

MAY 25--A woman wearing a “Stop Domestic Violence” t-shirt was arrested on domestic violence charges after firing a gun during an argument with her husband inside the couple’s Maine home, police report.
Emily Wilson, 38, was collared last week following a confrontation with her spouse Kyle over whether he was having an affair. During the argument, investigators allege, Wilson waved a handgun and fired a shot into the couple’s bed.
Wilson, a high school teacher, was subsequently arrested when police responded to a 911 call placed by her husband.
A criminal complaint filed against Wilson charges her with a pair of crimes: domestic violence reckless conduct with a dangerous weapon and domestic violence assault.
Pictured above, Wilson is free on $200 bail in advance of a June 6 court appearance.
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stop-domestic-violence-t-shirt-039521