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COWS WILL BE LIMITED TO 1 FART A DAY. YOU ARE NEXT. (Read 4502 times)

MMM

COWS WILL BE LIMITED TO 1 FART A DAY. YOU ARE NEXT.
« on: September 22, 2016, 08:26:14 AM »
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suka

Re: COWS WILL BE LIMITED TO 1 FART A DAY. YOU ARE NEXT.
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2016, 08:56:42 AM »
Quote from: MMM on September 22, 2016, 08:26:14 AM
http://thefederalistpapers.org/us/idiots-this-state-just-passed-a-law-regulating-cow-farts

Dairy industry should just move out of California and have them import milk at a higher price.
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Tom_G

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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2016, 09:01:48 AM »
Hey, I'm ahead of the curve! I only fart once a day. Once per evening, actually. I start at 8pm sharp, and generally am finished before an episode of MacGyver is over.
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ren

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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2016, 09:15:13 AM »
they need to define the volume not just an event.
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2016, 10:46:08 AM »
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London808

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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2016, 10:50:29 AM »
The biggest threat from cows is not the gas they produce but the amount of water they use.

Not to mention, cows are fed soy. Soy contains lots of estrogen. Eating high levels of estrogen = all the pussified men we see running around wearing skin jeans and/or calling them self's Kaitlin.
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pudgster

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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2016, 11:25:35 AM »
Quote from: London808 on September 22, 2016, 10:50:29 AM
The biggest threat from cows is not the gas they produce but the amount of water they use.

Not to mention, cows are fed soy. Soy contains lots of estrogen. Eating high levels of estrogen = all the pussified men we see running around wearing skin jeans and/or calling them self's Kaitlin.
but they don't eat meat...  >:D

...except Kaitlin.  she/he must eat meat
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