If they can fire Bill, we certainly should be able to get rid of this A-hole.
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ST OF SPONSORS (Everything I could find) Don't forget the NFL
Viacom Inc. 1515 Broadway New York, NY 10036-5794,
Sumner M. Redstone Chairman and CEO Mel Karmazin, President and COO Richard J. Bressler, Senior Execuritve Vice President and CFO
Pfizer World Headquarters 235 E. 42nd Street New York, NY 10017
Henry A. McKinnell Chairman of Board and Chief Executive Officer Michael S. Brown M. Anthony Burns Chairman Emeritus Robert N. Burt W. Don Cornwell William H. Gray III Constance J. Horner William R. Howell Stanley O. Ikenberry George A. Lorch Dana G. Mead Franklin D. Raines Ruth J. Simmons William C. Steere, Jr. Chairman Emeritus of Pfizer Inc. Jean-Paul Vallès
Taco Bell YUM! Brands, Inc. 1441 Gardiner Lane Louisville, Kentucky 40213
David C. Novak Chairman, CEO & President YUM! Brands, Inc. Andrall Pearson Founding ChairmanYUM! Brands, Inc. Robert J. UlrichChairman & CEO Target Corporation & Target Stores Thomas R. Ryan Chairman, President & CEO CVS Corporation & CVS Pharmacy, Inc. Kenneth G. Langone Founder, Chairman, CEO & President Invemed Associates, LLC Sidney Kohl President Sidney Kohl Company James Dimon Chairman and CEO Bank One Corporation Massimo Ferragamo Pres. And Vice Chairman Ferragamo USA, Inc. J. David Grissom Chairman Mayfair Capital Bonnie G. Hill Chairman B. Hill Enterprises LLC Robert Holland Former Owner & CEO WorkPlace Integrators Jackie Trujillo Chairman Harman Management Corporation 1-800-TacoBell if you would like to speak directly to a customer service representative.
Campbell Soup Company 1 Campbell Place Camden, NJ 08103-1701
George M. Sherman Chairman of the Board of Campbell Soup Company. Douglas R. Conant President and Chief Executive Officer of Campbell Soup Company since January 2001 Charlotte Weber Lee C. Viney George Strawbridge Donald Stewart Charles Perrin David C. Patterson Mary Alice D. Malone Philip E. Lippincott Randall W. Larrimore Harvey Golub Kent Foster Bennett Dorrance Edmund M. Carpenter Paul R. Charron
L.L.Bean Inc. Freeport, ME 04033-0001 USA Chairman Leon Gorman
Sanofi-Synthelabo Inc. 90 Park Avenue New York, NY 10016 Tel: 212.551.4000
Jean-François DEHECQ Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Sanofi-Synthélabo René BARBIER de la SERRE Robert CASTAIGNE, Pierre CASTRES SAINT MARTIN Thierry DESMAREST Lord DOURO ELF AQUITAINE Pierre-Gilles de GENNES Hervé GUERIN Lindsay OWEN-JONES Gérard Van Kemmel Bruno WEYMULLER
The Iams Company 7250 Poe Avenue Dayton, Ohio 45414 Phone: (800) 675-3849 The Procter & Gamble Company (P&G) acquired Iams in September 1999.
The Procter & Gamble Company P.O. Box 5572 Cincinnati OH 45201-5572
A.G. Lafley Chairman of the Board, President and Chief Executive Clayton C. Daley, Jr. Chief Financial Officer John P. Goodwin Treasurer, The Procter & Gamble Company
Norman R. Augustine Bruce L. Byrnes R. Kerry Clark Scott D. Cook Domenico DeSole Joseph T. Gorman A. G. Lafley Charles R. Lee Lynn M. Martin W. James McNerney, Jr. Johnathan A. Rodgers John F. Smith, Jr. Ralph Snyderman, M.D. Robert D. Storey Margaret C. Whitman Ernesto Zedillo
SPRINT PO Box 7997 Shawnee Mission, KS 66207-0997 Gary D. Forsee, Chairman and CEO of Sprint, Overland Park, Kansas Board of Directors DuBose Ausley Irvine O. Hockaday, Jr., Gerald L. Storch, Charles E. Rice Louis W. Smith Gordon M. Bethune Dr. E. Linn Draper, Jr., Deborah A. Henretta, Linda Koch Lorimer
Novartis Corporation 608 Fifth Avenue New York, NY 10020
Dr. h.c. Daniel Vasella, MD, Chairman and CEO Prof. Helmut Sihler, JD, PhD, Vice-Chairman and Lead Director Hans-Joerg Rudloff, Vice Chairman Dr. h.c. Birgit Breuel Prof. Peter Burckhardt, MD Prof. Srikant Datar, PhD Walter G. Frehner, William W. George Alexandre F. Jetzer Pierre Landolt Prof. Ulrich Lehner, PhD Heini Lippuner Dr.-Ing. Wendelin Wiedeking Prof. Rolf M. Zinkernagel, MD Ingrid Duplain, JD Corporate Secretary
Ronen Tamir Vice President, Investor Relations 212-830-2433 John Menditto Director, Investor Relations 212-830-2444 Sabine Moravi Director, Investor Relations 212-830-2456 Jill Pozarek Director, Investor Relations 212-830-2445
Worldwide Headquarters Morgan Stanley 1585 Broadway New York, NY 10036
Philip J. Purcell Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer Sir Howard J. Davies John E. Jacob C. Robert Kidder Charles F. Knight John W. Madigan Miles L. Marsh Michael A. Miles Laura D'Andrea Tyson Dr. Klaus Zumwinkel
Merck & Co., Inc. One Merck Drive P.O. Box 100 Whitehouse Station, NJ 08889-0100 USA Phone: 908-423-1000
Raymond V. Gilmartin, chairman, president and chief executive officer William M. Daley, president, SBC Communications, Inc. Johnnetta B. Cole, Ph.D.,president, Bennett College for Women. William B. Harrison, Jr.,chairman and chief executive officer, J.P. Morgan Chase & Co.; Heidi G. Miller, Ph.D.executive vice president and chief financial officer, Bank One Corporation; William N. Kelley, M.D.,professor of Medicine, Biochemistry and Biophysics, University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine; Lawrence A. Bossidy, retired chairman and chief executive officer, Honeywell International Inc. Samuel O. Thier, M.D.,professor of Medicine and professor of Health Care Policy, Harvard Medical School; William G. Bowen, Ph.D.president, The Andrew W. Mellon Foundation. Thomas E. Shenk, Ph.D., Elkins professor and chairman, Department of Molecular Biology, Princeton University; Anne M. Tatlock, chairman and chief executive officer, Fiduciary Trust Company International Wendell P. Weeks, president and chief operating officer, Corning Incorporated Peter C. Wendell, 53, general partner, Sierra Ventures.
Infiniti P.O. Box 191 Gardena, CA 90248
Home Depot 2455 Paces Ferry Road, NW, Atlanta, GA 30339-4024
Robert L. Nardelli Chairman, President, and CEO Gregory D. Brenneman Chairman and CEO TurnWorks, Inc. Richard H. Brown John L. Clendenin Berry R. Cox Chairman Berry R. Cox, Inc. Claudio X. González Chairman and CEO Kimberly-Clark de Mexico, S.A. de C.V. Milledge A. Hart, III Chairman of the Board Hart Group, Inc. Bonnie G. Hill President B. Hill Enterprises, LLC Laban P. Jackson Jr. Chairman & CEO Clear Creek Properties, Inc. Lawrence R. Johnston Chairman, CEO & President Albertsons, Inc. Kenneth G. Langone Chairman of the Board, CEO, and President Invemed Associates, Inc. Roger S. Penske Chairman of the Board Penske Corporation
Aventis Pharmaceuticals Medical Information Services 300 Somerset Corporate Boulevard PO Box 6977 Mail Code: SC 710B Bridgewater, NJ 08807-09477
Jürgen Dormann Chairman
Jean-René Fourtou Vice Chairman Joachim Betz* Werner Bischoff* Jean-Marc Bruel Alain Dorbais* Martin Frühauf Serge Kampf Hubert Markl Günter Metz Christian Neveu* Didier Pineau-Valencienne Seham Razzouqi Michel Renault Hans-Jürgen Schinzler Marc Viénot
UPS Corporate Headquarters 55 Glenlake Parkway, NE Atlanta, GA 30328 United States
Michael L. Eskew, Chairman and CEO Calvin Darden, Senior Vice-President James P. Kelly Ann M. Livermore, Executive Vice President Hewlett Packard Corp. Gary E. MacDougal, Joseph R. Moderow, Senior Vice-President Vicotr A. Pelson, Senior Advisor Leo H. Soupata, Senior Vice-President Robert M. Teeter, President Coldwater Corporation John W. Thompson, Chairman and CEO Symatec Corp. Carol B. Tome’ , CFO, The Home Depot Thomas H. Weldemeyer, Senior Vice-President
Estée Lauder Inc. Corporate Headquarters 767 Fifth Avenue New York, NY 10153 212-572-4200
Kimberly-Clark P.O. Box 619100 Dallas, TX 75261-9100
Thomas J. Falk Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer, Dennis R. Beresford Ernst & Young Executive Professor of Accounting,University of Georgia,Athens, GA John F. BergstromChairman and Chief Executive Officer,Bergstrom Corporation,Neenah, WI Pastora San Juan CaffertyProfessor, School of Social Service Administration,University of Chicago, Chicago, IL Robert W. DecherdChairman of the Board, President and Chief Executive Officer,Belo Corp.,Dallas, TX Claudio X. GonzalezChairman of the Board and Managing Director,Kimberly-Clark de Mexico, S. A. de C.V.,Mexico City, Mexico Mae C. Jemison, M.D.President,The Jemison Group, Inc.,Houston, TX Linda Johnson Rice President and Chief Executive Officer,Johnson Publishing Company, Inc.,Chicago, IL Marc J. Shapiro