Row, row, row your car.... gently down the stream.... (Read 3963 times)

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Row, row, row your car.... gently down the stream....
« on: February 10, 2012, 07:29:50 PM »
Just for grins, I googled driving instructions from Denver, CO to Honolulu, HI.

Pretty straightforward from Denver to Vancouver, BC, Canada

Then, steps 20 to 23....

 20. Slight left onto N Northlake Way   
  0.2 mi 
 21. Kayak across the Pacific Ocean
Entering Hawaii   
  2,756 mi 
 22. Continue straight   
  0.1 mi 
 23. Turn left onto Kuilima Dr   

Suggested routes
4,135 mi, 15 days 3 hours I-84 W
4,174 mi, 15 days 4 hours I-90 W

Jes' fer grins.

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Row, row, row your car.... gently down the stream....
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 07:39:49 PM »
Bwahahahahha

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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2012, 08:47:04 PM »
Terry, an idle mind is the devils workshop.

Hahaha
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2012, 10:36:05 PM »
Did you try searching for walking directions from The Shire to Mordor?
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Re: Row, row, row your car.... gently down the stream....
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2012, 04:00:30 AM »
^  Had to look that one up.  I'm a Winnie the Pooh sort of person, not a Hobbiter.

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Google-Maps-Offers-Walking-Directions-From-Shire-Modor-28458.html

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These hidden Internet inside jokes amaze me for this simple reason: Who discovered this? Who had the time to type such things into Google Maps to see what results they would get? And does Google know that this answer pops up, or are the clever programmers at the massive search engine slipping fast ones past their corporate superiors as a way to pass their own days waiting for the Hobbit trailer?

Me, that's who.  Retired now, have time to do lots of things just for grins.

"slipping fast ones past their corporate superiors"

I did that once in a while on my rare long-overdue and well-deserved breaks.  As far as I know, there's still a Phil Atio on one of my old data bases.  And a Sister Domina Vobuxom teaches at a Catholic School.... somewhere.

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« Last Edit: February 13, 2012, 04:06:43 AM by 230RN »
I do believe that the radical and crazy notion that the Founders meant what they said, is gradually soaking through the judicial system.