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How to Create a Secure, Zombie-Proof Home
« on: March 27, 2012, 12:08:51 PM »
SCIENCE THAT CAN’T BE QUESTIONED IS PROPAGANDA!!!

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Re: How to Create a Secure, Zombie-Proof Home
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2012, 03:43:37 AM »
This does the trick for me...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2667/3977459735_83766df757_o.jpg

Works just as good as the "No Guns" signs.

Since the doorbell crapped out last week, I've even been leaving my front door wide open for visitors, as you can see in the background.  Even with the door open, there's noooooo problem with Zombies.  I have other signs in the front yard and by the back door saying "No Burglars."  Works like a charm.  And you can't see it in this pic, but on the other side of the driveway entrance I have a sign that says, "No Swat Teams."

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« Last Edit: March 28, 2012, 03:58:51 AM by 230RN »
I do believe that the radical and crazy notion that the Founders meant what they said, is gradually soaking through the judicial system.

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Re: How to Create a Secure, Zombie-Proof Home
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2012, 05:43:14 PM »
 :thumbsup:

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