In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
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> In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
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> In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.
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> In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."
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> In Wyoming or Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
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> In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
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> In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
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> In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, and Minnesota he would be called "a deer huntin' buddy."
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> In Hawaii, New York, Illinois, and New Jersey he would be called a terrorist
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> AND OF COURSE. . .
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> In Texas, he'd just be "Bubba... who's a little short on Ammo."