Let's ban swords! (Read 5769 times)

ren

Let's ban swords!
« on: August 19, 2019, 08:22:31 PM »
How should we approach this epidemic? Background checks? Number of swords one person can own? Length of sword? Weight? Defining an "assault" sword?

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2019/08/19/florida-man-attacks-jogger-with-sword-after-dispute-over-trash/
Deeds Not Words

macsak

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2019, 08:27:10 PM »
How should we approach this epidemic? Background checks? Number of swords one person can own? Length of sword? Weight? Defining an "assault" sword?

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2019/08/19/florida-man-attacks-jogger-with-sword-after-dispute-over-trash/

"battlefield weapons of war"

ren

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2019, 08:31:34 PM »
Deeds Not Words

macsak

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2019, 08:43:50 PM »

ren

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2019, 08:56:20 PM »
Deeds Not Words

drck1000

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2019, 08:58:58 PM »
"battlefield weapons of war"
I’m sure you don’t own and swords, sword components, or sword making apparatus...  :thumbsup:

Anyone wanna buy a katana or shinobi?  :P

RSN172

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2019, 10:27:33 PM »
Two idiots, fighting over a used cart that was thrown away and you can probably buy brand new for 150 bucks.  The unarmed man risking death or serious injury and the black man with the sword risking spending a few years in prison if he killed or seriously injured the white idiot.  Darwin awards to both.
Happily living in Puna

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2019, 01:52:47 AM »
I've been corrupted by Progressive's terminologies.

When I hear of two guys having a sword fight, I get a whole different mental image.

Thanks a lot, Liberals!!   :shake:


For those not yet initiated, please join me in the madness ....

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swordfight
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

macsak

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2019, 07:06:28 AM »
Two idiots, fighting over a used cart that was thrown away and you can probably buy brand new for 150 bucks.  The unarmed man risking death or serious injury and the black man with the sword risking spending a few years in prison if he killed or seriously injured the white idiot.  Darwin awards to both.

I just bought another one of those dump carts
was just under 90 bucks on amazon
they are quite good and sturdy
I replaced one I had for almost a decade

changemyoil66

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2019, 09:00:36 AM »
I've been corrupted by Progressive's terminologies.

When I hear of two guys having a sword fight, I get a whole different mental image.

Thanks a lot, Liberals!!   :shake:


For those not yet initiated, please join me in the madness ....

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swordfight

heads

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2019, 09:21:27 AM »
Try Googling "Florida man".

There's something about that state .....   :rofl:


https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-florida-man-headings/
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

macsak

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2019, 09:30:31 AM »
How should we approach this epidemic? Background checks? Number of swords one person can own? Length of sword? Weight? Defining an "assault" sword?

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2019/08/19/florida-man-attacks-jogger-with-sword-after-dispute-over-trash/

if you think the assailant is mentally ill or homeless, you are waycist!

changemyoil66

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2019, 11:26:29 AM »

raudi

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2019, 11:56:47 AM »
I've been corrupted by Progressive's terminologies.

When I hear of two guys having a sword fight, I get a whole different mental image.

Thanks a lot, Liberals!!   :shake:


For those not yet initiated, please join me in the madness ....

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swordfight


If the balls touch, we all die

macsak

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2019, 12:00:59 PM »

If the balls touch, we all die

important safety tip- don't cross the streams

drck1000

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2019, 12:01:21 PM »
Try Googling "Florida man".

There's something about that state .....   :rofl:


https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-florida-man-headings/
Buddies on the mainland call them from FloriDUH. . .  ;D

drck1000

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2019, 12:02:42 PM »
important safety tip- don't cross the streams
Touching "beans" is way more than crossing the streams. . .  :o

 :rofl:

macsak

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2019, 12:33:52 PM »
Touching "beans" is way more than crossing the streams. . .  :o

 :rofl:

drck1000

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2019, 01:09:12 PM »
SNIP
I know that reference. But think “beyond” that.

changemyoil66

Re: Let's ban swords!
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2019, 01:49:57 PM »
I guess some of us will be OK if they ban swords.  Many just have daggers or 2.5 inch folding knives.