Atlanta Zombie Attack (Read 2102 times)

hvybarrels

Atlanta Zombie Attack
« on: August 30, 2019, 03:46:27 PM »
I think a week of missed work is the least of his worries now.


Stop blaming lazy people. We didn’t do anything.

eyeeatingfish

Re: Atlanta Zombie Attack
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2019, 09:41:26 PM »
"Don't hit her"

F that. Try to steal my car, hit me, and bite me, you getting hit. Equality of the sexes baby

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Atlanta Zombie Attack
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2019, 09:46:29 PM »
« Last Edit: August 31, 2019, 10:41:38 AM by Flapp_Jackson »
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

hvybarrels

Re: Atlanta Zombie Attack
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2019, 09:55:07 AM »
Shark rules apply. If someone chomps on me they are going to be missing an eyeball or two
Stop blaming lazy people. We didn’t do anything.

robtmc

Re: Atlanta Zombie Attack
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2019, 11:19:20 AM »
I think a week of missed work is the least of his worries now.
Hope they checked her for rabies and STDs.  Certainly looked like an infected species.  The smell was likely almost fatal.

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Atlanta Zombie Attack
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2019, 11:36:19 AM »
Hope they checked her for rabies and STDs.  Certainly looked like an infected species.  The smell was likely almost fatal.

He would have been smarter to drive off long before she was able to get inside the vehicle.

Stay inside.

Lock the doors.

If you can start the engine, drive away.

Report the damage to the police, then to your insurance company.  You'll eat the deductible, but you have the option to sue the Walker for that amount if you can find her/him/it.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw