Maryland Cannibal (Read 3042 times)

DuckFat

Maryland Cannibal
« on: May 31, 2012, 04:25:53 PM »
What if rhinos are just fat unicorns?

Ichigeki Hissatsu

Re: Maryland Cannibal
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 04:57:51 PM »
The beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse continued today when an engineering student killed and ate a man's brain and heart. What is this world coming to?

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/harford/bs-md-ha-dismemberment-follow-20120531,0,4066697.story
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2152925/Engineering-student-21--stabbed-dismembered-roommate-knife-ate-brain-heart.html

Hmmm.  Who knows?  What if the zombie apocalypse is closer than we may think?  People will most likely say that zombies are impossible.  While I would agree the "traditional" zombie are impossible, but what if something like "28 Days Later" type of zombies were to come true?  The zombies in that movie weren't exactly "walking dead".  They were people who were alive, but ran around and ate people........much like the dude from Miami.  Maybe it won't be some military weapon that goes awry and gets loose on the populace like all the movies make it.  Maybe it'll be some kind of weird side affect of some new illegal drug that has been produced recently.

Better get your shotty's, .357 mags and pussy 9mm's out cause the zombies are commin.

hnl.flyboy

Maryland Cannibal
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 07:14:54 PM »
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!! *starts cranking out rounds in his reloading press*
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BananaClip

Re: Maryland Cannibal
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2012, 07:16:00 PM »
Why he like copy for.....? :rofl:

Not saying this is normal but this is the normal "DAHMER ACTION" :-\

Naked in the middle of the day on the freeway while chewing on a guys face, nose and eyes? That's ZOMBIE :shake:

Actually, that's not ZOMBIE,,,, THAT'S GANGSTA ;)
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Jkeone808

Re: Maryland Cannibal
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2012, 07:18:48 PM »
"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government."
- George Washington

DuckFat

Re: Maryland Cannibal
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2012, 01:26:17 PM »
The east coast really is going crazy

Montreal porn star cannibal, mails body parts to politicians
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/04/canadian-psycho-porn-star-mail-murderer-arrested-in-germany/

New Jersey man throws own intestines at police
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/31/zombie-alert-man-throws-his-own-intestines-at-police/

But of course the CDC says there's nothing wrong
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/04/cdc-to-america-there-is-no-zombie-apocalypse/
What if rhinos are just fat unicorns?