Would you like fries with that 1911? (Read 4788 times)

oldfart

Would you like fries with that 1911?
« on: April 13, 2020, 09:34:44 AM »
BATF allows drive up gun sales. Our local shops should do that.
Hire some out-of-work Hooters girls to go out to the cars.
Maybe allow drive up drive up gun permits and registrations too.
Liberal Democrat heads would be exploding in outrage.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/11/us/gun-retailers-pandemic-atf-trnd/index.html
What, Me Worry?

jc2721

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2020, 09:51:23 AM »
BATF allows drive up gun sales. Our local shops should do that.
Hire some out-of-work Hooters girls to go out to the car.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/11/us/gun-retailers-pandemic-atf-trnd/index.html

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!   :geekdanc:

drck1000

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2020, 10:34:25 AM »
Well, local liquor commish is allowing pickup sales of alcohol.  I've "benefitted" from that a few times already.  The growlers with local breweries are also getting quite (or more) popular. 

Ocean19

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2020, 03:19:02 PM »
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!   :geekdanc:

That's cause you are gouging people on prices for ammo. You afford to pay 10x that amount.

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2020, 03:45:35 PM »
That's cause you are gouging people on prices for ammo. You afford to pay 10x that amount.

 :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

ren

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2020, 03:52:25 PM »
That's cause you are gouging people on prices for ammo. You afford to pay 10x that amount.

 :rofl:
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aieahound

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2020, 06:35:25 PM »
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!   :geekdanc:

That's cause you are gouging people on prices for ammo. You afford to pay 10x that amount.

at 2 posts you haven’t earned the Right to rag JC !
(Unless you know him of course  :oops:)

JC, because you’re gouging people on ammo, you can afford to pay 10x that amount.
And pick me up on the way. I’ll wear my mask.  :rofl:

P.S. keep posting Ocean. All in good fun.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2020, 06:40:56 PM by aieahound »

jc2721

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2020, 10:16:56 PM »
People have the right to do with their money as they see fit. 

Whatsamatta noob?  Feeling righteous indignation?  Holier than thou?  Where's your stuff for sale, or ain't you got nutin' worth buying?  Smile when you talk about people you don't even know  :D  See, that wasn't so hard to do.

 :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

jc2721

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2020, 10:19:38 PM »

(Unless you know him of course  :oops:)

JC, because you’re gouging people on ammo, you can afford to pay 10x that amount.
And pick me up on the way. I’ll wear my mask.  :rofl:


Aww, hound.  I tot you was my fren... ;)

jc2721

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2020, 10:22:37 PM »
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JC, because you’re gouging people on ammo, you can afford to pay 10x that amount.

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Remember, not pake, yobo! >:D

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2020, 10:45:27 PM »
That's cause you are gouging people on prices for ammo. You afford to pay 10x that amount.

Might I recommend taking that money you obviously are not going to be using for ammo and put it toward some self-help materials to improve your negotiating skills?

I'm pretty sure you're not doing it right.   :geekdanc:
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

jc2721

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2020, 11:01:34 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
« Last Edit: April 13, 2020, 11:12:28 PM by jc2721 »

jc2721

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2020, 11:08:01 PM »


JC, because you’re gouging people on ammo, you can afford to pay 10x that amount.

Say what you will about the hound, at least he knows how to properly construct a sentence. :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: April 13, 2020, 11:13:07 PM by jc2721 »

aieahound

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2020, 08:06:23 AM »
Eh, JC.

I have a Marlin XL7 with custom Boyd’s stock in 30-06 and ammo for it I can let you have for a reasonable price.
mark up on the ammo I guess.  :rofl: :rofl:
(I have a feeling that’s just going to be a running joke for all the folks who know you just because of the other knucklehead comments. Maybe I have a sick sense of humor because I think it’s funnier than sh!+  :D :shaka:)

For you, I’ll even do it drive thru.
But I won’t wear the Hooters shorts.

jc2721

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2020, 08:50:18 AM »
Eh, JC.

For you, I’ll even do it drive thru.
But I won’t wear the Hooters shorts.

You promise?   please, please, please!  No Hooters shorts!   :-X :P :-[

The tank top, oh yeah baby! :-* :-* :-*

oldfart

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2020, 09:26:24 AM »
That's cause you are gouging people on prices for ammo. You afford to pay 10x that amount.
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It's only gouging if he keeps all the money and doesn't share his cigars. :rofl:

But seriously, I have not noticed his items priced outrageously high.
Correct me if I'm wrong. I don't read everything that people post up.
What, Me Worry?

jc2721

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2020, 09:39:17 AM »
Hey Oldfart, you don't have to stick up for me--I've been working long and hard (that's what she said :o) to develop this reputation and now you and 'hound are wrecking it! ;)


I yam what I yam :geekdanc:

jc2721

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2020, 09:42:53 AM »

 I’ll wear my mask.  :rofl:

Not the Speedo again!   O0

jc2721

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2020, 09:46:40 AM »
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But seriously, I have not noticed his items priced outrageously high.

I only double or triple it for people I really like (and that's a really short list) >:D

oldfart

Re: Would you like fries with that 1911?
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2020, 10:07:04 AM »
Hey Oldfart, you don't have to stick up for me--I've been working long and hard (that's what she said :o) to develop this reputation and now you and 'hound are wrecking it! ;)


I yam what I yam :geekdanc:
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I'm just trying to sweet talk you out of a nice arturo fuente or similar overpriced cigar.
I prefer maduro wrapper.
What, Me Worry?