I'm going to apply for a government grant to study
the amount of time, effort and benefits of returning
a shopping cart to a cart-return spot or store
versus
arguing with a complete stranger about how you
believe you are keeping people employed leaving
your cart 2-3 feet from your car in another parking
space.
I think she could have returned a dozen carts, avoided
a spike in blood pressure, exercised, and not looked like
an out-of-control monster in front of her kids and
everyone else witnessing her blow-up.
I need to turn this into a real income generating study.
