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Inspector

This is for You Macsak
« on: March 07, 2021, 01:47:08 PM »
Enjoy!
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macsak

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2021, 02:03:39 PM »
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jc2721

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2021, 02:58:16 PM »
nice pussy cat
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aletheuo137

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2021, 03:47:13 PM »
Focus!

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Flapp_Jackson

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2021, 03:48:11 PM »
Quote from: Inspector on March 07, 2021, 01:47:08 PM
Enjoy!

Why was the blonde staring at the open refrigerator?

Because the Orange Juice label said, "Concentrate."
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mrgaf

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2021, 02:32:10 PM »
Quote from: Flapp_Jackson on March 07, 2021, 03:48:11 PM
Why was the blonde staring at the open refrigerator?
Because the
Orange Juice label said, "Concentrate."

Whaddya get when you cross a blonde with a gorilla.....
A retarded ape!

Another one...
How did the blonde burn the left side of her face?
The phone rang when she was ironing and she answered the iron....
How did she burn the right side of her face?
The S.O.B. called back....... :P
« Last Edit: March 08, 2021, 02:42:09 PM by mrgaf »
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drck1000

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2021, 02:53:44 PM »
Quote from: mrgaf on March 08, 2021, 02:32:10 PM
Whaddya get when you cross a blonde with a gorilla.....
A retarded ape!

Another one...
How did the blonde burn the left side of her face?
The phone rang when she was ironing and she answered the iron....
How did she burn the right side of her face?
The S.O.B. called back....... :P
Poor ape...
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Rocky

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2021, 03:44:49 PM »
It's National Women';s Day and you guys are picking on Blondes ?
Apparently you're hanging out with the wrong ones.
Got a problem with mine ?


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Flapp_Jackson

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2021, 04:10:57 PM »
Quote from: Rocky on March 08, 2021, 03:44:49 PM
It's National Women';s Day and you guys are picking on Blondes ?
Apparently you're hanging out with the wrong ones.
Got a problem with mine ?

Why do you assume all the jokes are about women?   :geekdanc: :wave: :popcorn:
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Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2021, 07:38:06 PM »
 :shake:
Macsak created a culture.
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mrgaf

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2021, 07:04:50 AM »
Quote from: Rocky on March 08, 2021, 03:44:49 PM
It's National Women';s Day and you guys are picking on Blondes ?
Apparently you're hanging out with the wrong ones.
Got a problem with mine ?




Meh...... but the gun is real nice...... ;)
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To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.  Thomas Paine.

No man can get rich in politics unless he is a crook.  It cannot be done. Harry Truman

Only good liberal is one taking a dirt nap.

WTF?Shane

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2021, 02:52:15 PM »
Heads
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hvybarrels

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2021, 06:30:38 PM »
I feel excited for some reason
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Is an armadillo just a tactical opossum?

Inspector

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2021, 02:51:29 AM »
Quote from: Rocky on March 08, 2021, 03:44:49 PM
It's National Women';s Day and you guys are picking on Blondes ?
Apparently you're hanging out with the wrong ones.
Got a problem with mine ?



Does Rockette know about you and her?  :rofl:
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Rocky

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2021, 08:54:24 AM »
Quote from: Inspector on March 10, 2021, 02:51:29 AM
Does Rockette know about you and her?  :rofl:
Rockette don't mind.
She's a better shot and this one can't bake !   ;)
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Inspector

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2021, 08:58:51 AM »
Quote from: Rocky on March 10, 2021, 08:54:24 AM
Rockette don't mind.
She's a better shot and this one can't bake !   ;)
I wish my wife would quit breaking her ankle. She bakes like no one else in this world. I’m doing all the cooking right now and it is all I can do to keep from burning the food and poisoning us.  :rofl:
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2021, 12:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Inspector on March 10, 2021, 08:58:51 AM
I wish my wife would quit breaking her ankle. She bakes like no one else in this world. I’m doing all the cooking right now and it is all I can do to keep from burning the food and poisoning us.  :rofl:

Here's a clue:

That thing on the ceiling isn't a cooking timer.  It's a smoke detector.

You're welcome!   :geekdanc: :rofl:
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the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
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Inspector

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2021, 12:20:04 PM »
Quote from: Flapp_Jackson on March 10, 2021, 12:18:26 PM
Here's a clue:

That thing on the ceiling isn't a cooking timer.  It's a smoke detector.

You're welcome!   :geekdanc: :rofl:
Thanks! I couldn’t figure out how to set it for 30 minutes.  :crazy:
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Inspector

Re: This is for You Macsak
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2021, 12:23:07 PM »
Quote from: Flapp_Jackson on March 10, 2021, 12:18:26 PM
Here's a clue:

That thing on the ceiling isn't a cooking timer.  It's a smoke detector.

You're welcome!   :geekdanc: :rofl:
Oh, speaking of timers I use my phone when I cook. So the other day I needed to set a second timer and decided to use my wife’s mechanical kitchen timer. I set it for 15 minutes and it never went off. I guess you have to turn it past 30 minutes and then to 15 for it to work. Who knew? :rofl:
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