TODAY IS..... (Read 358345 times)

oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #120 on: August 08, 2021, 07:27:06 AM »
INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY

for all you pussy lovers out there
What, Me Worry?

dogman

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #121 on: August 08, 2021, 07:32:38 AM »

aletheuo137

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #122 on: August 08, 2021, 07:33:48 AM »
INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY

for all you pussy lovers out there
Born in the year of the Tiger!

Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger



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« Last Edit: August 08, 2021, 02:33:08 PM by aletheuo137 »

oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #123 on: August 10, 2021, 08:01:24 AM »
National Lazy Day
National s'mores day
National Spoil Your Dog Day

But I'm too lazy to celebrate anything
What, Me Worry?

aletheuo137

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #124 on: August 10, 2021, 08:19:30 AM »
National Lazy Day
National s'mores day
National Spoil Your Dog Day

But I'm too lazy to celebrate anything
Recline in your lazy boy!

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oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #125 on: August 10, 2021, 08:39:05 AM »
Recline in your lazy boy!

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well, let's see....my lazy boy is busted from over-use.
I don't really like s'mores too much and it's too much work to make it anyway.
Perhaps I'll go outside and watch the lazy dog and feed him junk food.
What, Me Worry?

drck1000

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #126 on: August 10, 2021, 11:29:35 AM »
Remember these hats?

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My parents had one like that around the house when I was younger.  I think it was a Miller Lite one though. 

aletheuo137

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #127 on: August 11, 2021, 07:40:13 AM »
Today is...

Presidential Joke Day

Ok, let it fly!

Also, Son and Daughter Day!

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oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #128 on: August 11, 2021, 07:50:06 AM »
Hmmm, let me think.

Presidents Obama and Biden are both son's of bit------s

Sorry, that's the best I could come up with.
What, Me Worry?

aletheuo137

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #129 on: August 11, 2021, 08:08:27 AM »
I only knew Clinton jokes, I had to look this one up.

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QUIETShooter

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #130 on: August 11, 2021, 08:23:23 AM »
"Why did joe biden cross the road?"

"I dunno.  Why did joe biden cross the road?"

"Beats me.  I told him to stay put...."
Sometimes you gotta know when to save your bullets.

Flapp_Jackson

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #131 on: August 11, 2021, 02:13:17 PM »
Joe Biden and his people were walking across the tarmac to Air Force One when he spots a $100 bill on the ground and picks it up.

After take off, Joe looks around to his people and says, "I just found this.  I think I'll toss it out of the plane and make someone really happy."

VP Harris says, "Let me break that for you.  I have five 20s.  You could toss that out and make 5 people happy."

Not to be outdone, John Kerry pipes in with, "I can break that for you with ten 10s, and you can make 10 people happy instead."

About that time, the pilot comes over the intercom and says, "Why don't we toss all of you out and make everybody happy?"

 :thumbsup: :geekdanc:
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

drck1000

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #132 on: August 11, 2021, 02:52:16 PM »
SNIP

After take off, Joe looks around to his people and says, "I just fondle this.  I think I'll toss it out of the plane and make someone really happy."


Freudian?   ???

 :rofl:

oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #133 on: August 12, 2021, 10:03:31 AM »
Youth day
Middle child day
Vinyl record day
Rice day
Elephant day

Yawn
What, Me Worry?

drck1000

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #134 on: August 12, 2021, 10:12:16 AM »
Thursday. . .

Half day off tomorrow, so almost the weekend.  :geekdanc:

aletheuo137

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #135 on: August 12, 2021, 10:31:52 AM »
Thursday. . .

Half day off tomorrow, so almost the weekend.  :geekdanc:
Slacker!

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drck1000

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #136 on: August 12, 2021, 10:56:20 AM »
Slacker!

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Use or lose baybay

QUIETShooter

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #137 on: August 12, 2021, 01:41:04 PM »
Youth day
Middle child day
Vinyl record day
Rice day
Elephant day

Yawn

I'm a middle child!  I will celebrate today by staying under the radar, being anonymous, never standing out, and giving up my place in all aspects of society!

Why?  Because I am a middle child!  The one no one notices.  The one everyone forgets.  The one that inspired the movie "Home Alone..." :crazy:
Sometimes you gotta know when to save your bullets.

Flapp_Jackson

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #138 on: August 12, 2021, 04:20:53 PM »
I'm a middle child!  I will celebrate today by staying under the radar, being anonymous, never standing out, and giving up my place in all aspects of society!

Why?  Because I am a middle child!  The one no one notices.  The one everyone forgets.  The one that inspired the movie "Home Alone..." :crazy:

I'm also a middle child which happened to be compounded with the fact I have an older brother and a younger sister.

As a male, the older sibling got way more freedoms and assistance earlier in life.

As a female, the younger sibling was "the baby" and "the only girl".  So, she was pampered, protected and given much more support than the boys.

Flip-side to the story is that a middle child ordinarily learns to be more independent, self sufficient, and more likely to excel in their studies and employment.  They are less dependent on others to teach them things, and are more capable of using available resources to learn from instead.

Once the older and younger children are on their own, they have a big adjustment to deal with, now that they don't have mommy or daddy to  shelter them.  Not as big a change for me when I I left home.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

oldfart

Re: TODAY IS.....
« Reply #139 on: August 13, 2021, 05:05:28 AM »
INTERNATIONAL LEFT HANDERS DAY

NATIONAL "BLAME SOMEONE ELSE DAY"

it's also Friday the 13th.
Don't blame me if something bad happens today.
What, Me Worry?