Ban Assault Cameras (Read 1276 times)

hvybarrels

Ban Assault Cameras
« on: May 29, 2023, 09:12:09 AM »
Stop blaming lazy people. We didn’t do anything.

ren

Re: Ban Assault Cameras
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2023, 11:05:53 AM »
I'm sure Karl Marx Rhoads is working on this bill right now....
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Flapp_Jackson

Re: Ban Assault Cameras
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2023, 11:47:23 AM »
Not to add distortion, but they exposed themselves to the risks. He did not have very sharp reflexes.  And their planning lacked depth (of field).

I think that's what they call a zoom lens -- 'cause it zoomed down and messed up his stabilisation.

He was in a Photo Finish, even though he was Swedish.  And where was security? These DIM-wits should have been stopped from accessing the stage.

Don't mess with a camera that grew up in the lens hood.  This one looks like it's ready to point-and-shoot with a dynamic range.

I'm happy with this story's resolution, and i don't think their cause received the focus they intended. In fact, they were polarizing -- putting Climate Change activism in a negative light.

Stupid AF.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Direjackalope

Re: Ban Assault Cameras
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2023, 01:08:35 PM »
Swedish fish eye lense?

hvybarrels

Re: Ban Assault Cameras
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2023, 02:04:09 PM »
I’ve seen camera ops flip out on hair and makeup because they used a spray bottle without warning, never mind clouds of yellow mystery dust. He probably was pissed about all the extra cleaning he had to do and figured he might as well make it worth his while.
Stop blaming lazy people. We didn’t do anything.

Flapp_Jackson

Re: Ban Assault Cameras
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2023, 02:14:59 PM »
I’ve seen camera ops flip out on hair and makeup because they used a spray bottle without warning, never mind clouds of yellow mystery dust. He probably was pissed about all the extra cleaning he had to do and figured he might as well make it worth his while.

The operator has a convincing argument that the smoke screen prevented him from seeing where the camera was going.

He was just following his production script as choreographed for the show.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
-- George Bernard Shaw

eyeeatingfish

Re: Ban Assault Cameras
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2023, 10:26:10 PM »
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