Fast forward 55 years. Those same 2 men are experiencing severe pain. One has symptoms of a severe heart attack and the other for some reason cannot breath.
The ambulances come. The men are wheeled out to the vehicles but alas, there are no ambulances in sight. They have been stolen.
"Oh God, I'm dying...." cried the men. "Boo hoo, boo hoo....."
Taking their last breaths, the men saw something. "Is that you, God?"
Then it became clearer. A grotesque creature with horns and an 18" dick in his hand.....
"Guess again, m*tha F*ckahs......"
