Always Do This at Night (Read 3059 times)

oldfart

Always Do This at Night
« on: May 31, 2024, 12:33:46 AM »
Always do this at night if you are alone...


 Post your favorite or most annoying internet/social media bulls...t here.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2024, 04:06:58 AM by oldfart »
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macsak

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2024, 04:55:37 AM »
huh?

oldfart

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2024, 09:57:01 AM »
practicing skills for social media
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macsak

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2024, 10:00:01 AM »
huh?

oldfart

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2024, 10:04:27 AM »
huh?
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clickbait!

fake news, fake stories, fake pictures
It's disgusting.
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RSN172

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2024, 07:31:55 PM »
You mean I wen empty my paper towel roll and bought new scissors fo nothing ?
Happily living in Puna

Sodie

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2024, 07:39:08 PM »
You forgot to include Navy SEALS.  “Navy SEALS say do this if you’re home alone at night!”

hvybarrels

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2024, 08:40:16 PM »
I tried it. This is what I found in the morning.

Is an armadillo just a tactical opossum?

oldfart

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2024, 08:50:33 PM »
Excuse me while I put a soda bottle on my tire and a bag on the mirror.
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QUIETShooter

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2024, 09:35:49 PM »
Pretty soon our lives will be like the Matrix movie.
Sometimes you gotta know when to save your bullets.

oldfart

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2024, 03:44:51 AM »
Post your favorite or most annoying internet/social media bulls...t here.

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oldfart

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2024, 04:03:30 AM »
 
United States Post Office,
 8825 Highway 6 N Houston, Texas.

Attention Beneficiary.

          This Is United State Post office Service Delivery Company ,The management
of this company, wishes to inform you that, we received a
 parcel containing an ATM Master Card valued $10.5 million
USD with some vital documents attached on it, for safety
delivery to your home address in your country, within'
the next 48 hrs as soon as we hear back from you. This is
 (payment office ) I am directed to inform you that Your
payment verification and confirmations are OK.

       This parcel was brought to us this morning by the
 ATM Card payment office/United Nation(U.N) as your
 inheritance approved fund to be delivered to your
residential home address without any delay, so kindly
reconfirm the below information, to avoid delivery of your
 ATM Master Card to a wrong hand.

Full names..............
Parcel owner address...........
Tel...............
Occupation..............

       Scan Copy of Your International Passport Or Driver's
 License. We will register your package and send you the
tracking numbers before we proceed for safety delivery of
 your package as soon as you reconfirm the required
information for safety delivery, POST OFFICE is one of the
 world's great success stories, the start-up that
revolutionized the delivery of packages and information.
 In the past 30 years, we've grown up and grown into a
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stronger, better than ever.

Waiting for your urgent response:

 Yours affectionately.
 Mr.Gary R. Barksdale
 United State Post office Service.
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oldfart

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2024, 12:04:37 AM »
My son got the fake cop phone call today.
They tell you your street address to make it sound legitimate.
It's also an intimidation tactic since they seem to know where you live.
.....
Honolulu CrimeStoppers seeks theft suspects, warns of phone scam https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2024/06/01/honolulu-crimestoppers-seeks-theft-suspects-warns-phone-scam/
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oldfart

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2024, 01:43:30 AM »
Damn, I must be the luckiest guy in the world.
Pardon me while I put a rubber band on my doorknob.
...
.....
notified that you are among those cyber crime victims selected for compensation. So our office Canadian Consulate Turkey has been mandated by the UN to monitor your compensation fund remittance at the valuation of $1,500,000.00 (One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) which will be released to you by the nominated bank.


Be informed that you are not requested to send any money to us (the consulate) for our services to you rather we will guide you to receive the fund from the paying bank.


Please provide the listed data below for further assessment and verification to have us commence proceedings.

1. Your Full Name :
2. Contact address.
3. Tel number :
4. A scanned copy of your Passport/ valid ID.
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oldfart

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2024, 08:56:38 AM »
Here is a new one.....
I got a text message from grace at the gym.
I'm going to hook up with her at Urth Caffe.
Looking forward to getting some action!

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QUIETShooter

Re: Always Do This at Night
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2024, 09:26:40 AM »
I get crap like this all the time.  Lately it's e-mails telling me my order just came in.  What order?  I didn't order anything online.

Message said to click on the link.  They need to confirm. ::) ::) ::)
Sometimes you gotta know when to save your bullets.