https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13863369/How-Israeli-spies-stashed-explosives-Hezbollah-pagers-production-level-Mossad.html

those sneaky buggers.  Taiwan pager company outsourced the production to a company in europe.  Some of the comments on twitter are priceless.

guy in white shirt, black ball cap:
https://x.com/yashar/status/1836038437264368078

the guy in the yellow shirt on the left:
https://x.com/Osint613/status/1836035740402147452

supposedly a hezbollah funeral:
https://x.com/Natsecjeff/status/1836411108405448885


So far:
4,000 Hezbollah Terrorists injured.
400 in critical condition.
18 High-Ranking commanders injured.
11 Hezbollah Terrorists dead.
One single fucking button. Wow.
https://x.com/VividProwess/status/1836130485795225614?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


This is why you always need to read the fine print…
What did these clowns think would happen after the first three months were free?
https://x.com/Daniel_Foster_x/status/1836040988285977012


Hezbollah bros taking a hard look at their airpods rn
https://x.com/georg3/status/1836046769366413434

The most confusing part of this story:

Who the hell uses pagers in 2024??

 

The most confusing part of this story:

Who the hell uses pagers in 2024??

 

apparently they realized the israeli's were tracking the cellphone signal, useful for targeting, gathering intel, so they decided to switch to pagers.  Seems they got a sweetheart deal from some discount dealer.   ROTFLMAO funny.

absolutely brilliant.

but on the dark side, just think what the chinese could do to American iphones.

The most confusing part of this story:

Who the hell uses pagers in 2024??

 

Doctors and nurses.

Would be great if the text they received was a message to call Allah

Would be great if the text they received was a message to call Allah

Uh yeah, they did. some made it to Allah, some didnt.

Hundreds of Hezbollah handheld radios exploded today.  Whats next?

Hundreds of Hezbollah handheld radios exploded today.  Whats next?

Imagine the amount of anxiety there must be around any electronics now. Would make it difficult for them to function.

So Masaad could plan and execute this, but nothing on the 10/7 invasion/attacks?

Mr. Ayoob planned and executed this?

So Masaad could plan and execute this, but nothing on the 10/7 invasion/attacks?

And next on the hit list ......  Exploding Walkie-Talkies!!

 

Hezbollah Hit by Wave of Exploding
Walkie-Talkies After Pager Attacks | WSJ News

I'm really curious haw the pagers were triggered.  i imagine it was an all at once detonation to prevent anyone from warning others about the danger before theirs detonated.

How long after the pagers were activated did the detonation occur?  Days?  Weeks?  How long were the pagers in the hands of the individual terrorists before they went boom?

I'd just like to see what that planning thought process was.  I imagine they wanted as many to be activated and in use as possible, so maybe use an auto-dialer to call them all pretending to be the pager service provider? 

"Thanks for returning our call.  The pager message you received was sent by our QA team to verify your pager was properly activated.  By responding to the page, you have completed the verification process, and there is nothing else required. 

Thank you,
Paradise Communications - Quality Assurance Team"

After that, they could do another mass auto-dialing to trigger the explosions in a very short time span.

This reminds me of the plot for the movie Halloween III: Season of the Witch.  Masks with a deadly device were sold all across America.  On Halloween night, a TV signal was supposed to be broadcast at a given time to trigger the devices.  Anyone wearing the mask would experience a major shock causing their heads to catch fire.

I wonder if someone in Israel was watching scary movies from the 1980s recently?

one story is that they sent out an alert that needed to be canceled, and the button press to cancel set it off
this was to make sure the victim had it in their hands and up to their face

but some of the injuries were to the belt/groin area, which means it was still on their belt when blown up

one theory is that israel was going to blow them as part of a coordinated attack/invasion, but they began to suspect that hezbollah had discovered the plot, so they had to set it off early...

I'm really curious haw the pagers were triggered.  i imagine it was an all at once detonation to prevent anyone from warning others about the danger before theirs detonated.

How long after the pagers were activated did the detonation occur?  Days?  Weeks?  How long were the pagers in the hands of the individual terrorists before they went boom?

I'd just like to see what that planning thought process was.  I imagine they wanted as many to be activated and in use as possible, so maybe use an auto-dialer to call them all pretending to be the pager service provider? 

"Thanks for returning our call.  The pager message you received was sent by our QA team to verify your pager was properly activated.  By responding to the page, you have completed the verification process, and there is nothing else required. 

Thank you,
Paradise Communications - Quality Assurance Team"

After that, they could do another mass auto-dialing to trigger the explosions in a very short time span.

This reminds me of the plot for the movie Halloween III: Season of the Witch.  Masks with a deadly device were sold all across America.  On Halloween night, a TV signal was supposed to be broadcast at a given time to trigger the devices.  Anyone wearing the mask would experience a major shock causing their heads to catch fire.

I wonder if someone in Israel was watching scary movies from the 1980s recently?

supposably the pagers were ordered in the spring
not sure when they were delivered though

i saw someone commented on social media "i bet people are scared when putting on their AirPods now"
i know i was worried this morning when our cable boxes didn't start up correctly this morning due to a spectrum upgrade that israel had hacked them...

I'm really curious haw the pagers were triggered.  i imagine it was an all at once detonation to prevent anyone from warning others about the danger before theirs detonated.

How long after the pagers were activated did the detonation occur?  Days?  Weeks?  How long were the pagers in the hands of the individual terrorists before they went boom?

I'd just like to see what that planning thought process was.  I imagine they wanted as many to be activated and in use as possible, so maybe use an auto-dialer to call them all pretending to be the pager service provider? 

"Thanks for returning our call.  The pager message you received was sent by our QA team to verify your pager was properly activated.  By responding to the page, you have completed the verification process, and there is nothing else required. 

Thank you,
Paradise Communications - Quality Assurance Team"

After that, they could do another mass auto-dialing to trigger the explosions in a very short time span.

This reminds me of the plot for the movie Halloween III: Season of the Witch.  Masks with a deadly device were sold all across America.  On Halloween night, a TV signal was supposed to be broadcast at a given time to trigger the devices.  Anyone wearing the mask would experience a major shock causing their heads to catch fire.

I wonder if someone in Israel was watching scary movies from the 1980s recently?

The most confusing part of this story:

Who the hell uses pagers in 2024??

 

Doctors and nurses.

just make sure it's not a "Gold Apollo", assembled or made, in Hungary by BAC Consulting KFT, or manufactured under license by BAC.  supposedly Model AP924 (...everybody checks their pager..).   Some were exploding in neighboring Syria. 

allegedly, the Iranian envoy to Lebanon got tagged (injured, not dead), some posted that he got it in the face (eyeballs), squints, "I don't recognize this number", boom.

Mossad must've intercepted the shipment at the loading dock, rushed them to the lab for overnight modifications, all 5,000 of them, and then delivered them.  Mossad is who the CIA wishes they could be, but don't have the balls.


next Hezbollah military parade (warning:  very dark humor):
https://x.com/i/bookmarks?post_id=1836133262772629567

They are going to use this on us next. Won’t be so funny when your kid is standing behind you and gets his face blown off.

Israel is not going to be around much longer and it’s probably for the best.

keep buying that cheap shit on temu.

i wonder how much he they can hide inside a tesla battery?