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jc2721

Pig hunting with a Toyota
« on: January 03, 2013, 06:43:24 PM »
I stopped by my parents' home to check on them this afternoon and I saw this pig under the rear wheel of my mom's Toyota.  Deader than a doornail, piss and shit all over the garage floor.  Damned thing is that my mom didn't even know she hit something (chalk another one up for elderly female Asian drivers!).  I'm guessing that with all the rain, the pig came into the garage, lost traction on the smooth concrete and got whacked by my mom. It's about 20-25 pounds, the front half is crushed--you can see the tread pattern.




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bass monkey

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2013, 06:51:55 PM »
hairless pig too.  interesting.

how does it taste?
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jc2721

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2013, 07:36:26 PM »
Quote from: bass monkey on January 03, 2013, 06:51:55 PM
hairless pig too.  interesting.

how does it taste?

Man, it was late in the afternoon, raining, lying in piss and shit and who knows how long it was lying there--it's on the curb if you want it!
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Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2013, 07:49:24 PM »
Yeah you dont see hairless that big.  Must be either a genetic defect or a skin disease.   Id clean that drive well if you got kids or old people around.   Looks skinny too...I guess no redneck road kill casserole tonite huh?
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jc2721

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2013, 08:06:05 PM »
Nah--just reheated some leftover kalbi--good stuff!  I gotta remember to take a pic next time.
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pj_benn

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2013, 08:09:19 PM »
Damn! Tread marks is nuts. Shitty way to go lol
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Kingkeoni

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2013, 09:22:41 PM »
That's not a pig.

It's a chupa cabra

 :o
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Hunter1007

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2013, 12:25:45 AM »
Man wasn't expecting that :o and the tread marks :o crazy
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DuckFat

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2013, 11:49:44 AM »
I hope her hunting license is current.

This reminds of Ron White hunting deer
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/90avoo/comedy-central-presents-deer-hunting
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GZire

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2013, 11:50:43 AM »
Holy feck.  Most epic thread of the past 12 months.  Stunning to see a nekkid piggie with tread marks permanently impressed into him.
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hvybarrels

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2013, 01:50:08 AM »
Maybe it had cancer, decided to check out early, and sooeycided itself death-by-asian-driver style.
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aieahound

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2013, 11:46:12 AM »
Quote from: DuckFat on January 04, 2013, 11:49:44 AM
I hope her hunting license is current.

This reminds of Ron White hunting deer
http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/90avoo/comedy-central-presents-deer-hunting

That Ron White video is Hilarious !  :rofl:
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Cougar8045

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2013, 11:51:28 AM »
Quote from: GZire on January 04, 2013, 11:50:43 AM
Holy feck.  Most epic thread of the past 12 months.  Stunning to see a nekkid piggie with tread marks permanently impressed into him.
:rofl:
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Kingkeoni

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2013, 04:00:52 PM »
The best part was all the pig shit all over the garage.

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Kingkeoni

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2013, 04:01:39 PM »
This further perpetuates every stereotype about old Asian women drivers.  :rofl:
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Izanagi

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2013, 04:38:39 PM »
i'll be honest here.  When i read the title, i kind of assumed pig hunting FROM a toyota....as in you were in a toyota and shot a pig or something.  I didn't think it literally meant a pig was slaughtered with one. 

Man that sucks.   Cleaning that shit up (literally) must have sucked so much lol.  Hopefully it doesn't leave any kind of foul residual smells or odors.
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Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2013, 11:37:01 PM »
Anyone notice that Fido has gone missing?
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jc2721

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2013, 09:53:04 PM »
Quote from: Kingkeoni on January 07, 2013, 04:00:52 PM
The best part was all the pig shit all over the garage.
Not if you have to clean it up!
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Colt808

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2013, 06:34:31 AM »
Quote from: Kingkeoni on January 03, 2013, 09:22:41 PM
That's not a pig.

It's a chupa cabra

 :o
LOL! Just showed this to my son and he said: "La Chupacabra!"




...Obviously KK has a lot in common with my 13 y/o.  :rofl:
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Kingkeoni

Re: Pig hunting with a Toyota
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2013, 06:27:47 PM »
Quote from: Colt808 on January 11, 2013, 06:34:31 AM
LOL! Just showed this to my son and he said: "La Chupacabra!"




...Obviously KK has a lot in common with my 13 y/o.  :rofl:

Kids, drunks and Keoni.

All speak the truth.  :thumbsup:
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