I just test fired my house gun.
It worked.
Then I cleaned it and put it away for another year.

If you haven't tested and cleaned your house gun lately, consider this as your reminder to put it on your TO DO list.

I love this guy, but he dissed me 10mm S&W 610 revolver, and that’s haaaaaard to take matey.

Also, I’m not 80 yet.

I got 2 revolvers for HD. no need reload just grab the other revolver. He never thought about that 

I got 2 revolvers for HD. no need reload just grab the other revolver. He never thought about that 

Revolvers are for the Dirty Harry’s of the world - who have no tolerance for any doubt about what should happen next.

Having said that, no one would ever cast me as Dirty Harry: I have much too sensitive a demeanor - like a poet or something, he he

I got 2 revolvers for HD. no need reload just grab the other revolver. He never thought about that 

Multiple guns are faster than re-loads.

By the way, I'm the Toyota Camry type of HD guy.

And my revolver cannon is the primary missile launcher.

Multiple guns are faster than re-loads.

By the way, I'm the Toyota Camry type of HD guy.

And my revolver cannon is the primary missile launcher.

Yeah baby, geevum something from a hunk of beautiful steel!

I have a fine assortment of KelTec products to choose from.

Got a few for different threat levels:
Level 1- Secruty Six and LCR loaded with 38sp÷p HP
Level 2 - G47 with light and red dot loaded with HST in case I need a light
Level 3 - AR with light and red dot  loaded with Hornady critical defense
Nice to have options

Got a few for different threat levels:
Level 1- Secruty Six and LCR loaded with 38sp÷p HP
Level 2 - G47 with light and red dot loaded with HST in case I need a light
Level 3 - AR with light and red dot  loaded with Hornady critical defense
Nice to have options

Level 4 - Hellfire missile, for when the Dems declare martial law

I got 2 revolvers for HD. no need reload just grab the other revolver. He never thought about that 

Also known as a "California Reload" 

I'm boring with bling. 

I got 2 revolvers for HD. no need reload just grab the other revolver. He never thought about that 

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Pop pop pop click
"Oh!!!! Try wait while I grab my other gun!!!"

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Pop pop pop click
"Oh!!!! Try wait while I grab my other gun!!!"

no need wait bc I get one in each hand 
yeah, that's what she said

no need wait bc I get one in each hand 
yeah, that's what she said

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I'm trying to get a mental image of you holding a gun in each hand in the dark at 2am....

or maybe a revolver in each hand and the flashlight clenched in your teeth?

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I'm trying to get a mental image of you holding a gun in each hand in the dark at 2am....

or maybe a revolver in each hand and the flashlight clenched in your teeth?

Night vision ...

22lr FRT MP5 with a can

22lr FRT MP5 with a can

Hey that’s not very sporting is it?

I mean, they’ll be standing there going through some drawers in the dark, and all of a sudden there will be all these little holes in ‘em spouting blood everywhere.

They’ll be thinking “what the fuck?”

“I was gonna cut oldfart’s grass tomorrow for a few extra bucks, and now this?”

Default to HPD advice:

Default to HPD advice:

Start walking him in HPD’s nice little park outside Firearms Registration, and they’ll change up that advice real quick.

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I'm trying to get a mental image of you holding a gun in each hand in the dark at 2am....

or maybe a revolver in each hand and the flashlight clenched in your teeth?

Headlight