Before covid I used to fly to Vegas solo using Vacations Hawaii. I traveled so often that they offered discounted First Class tickets which I took advantage of.
I once met this fellow elderly gentleman on a flight and we talked story which is good because it makes the time go by faster. He talked about how he has many properties in Vegas and that he also is considered a super supreme super dooper ultra tan-taran level player. I just said "Oh...."
Anyway, Vacations Hawaii has a wheelchair boarding procedure for those who are eligible for wheelchairs. Upon arrival in Vegas, wheelchair patrons will disembark last. When leaving Vegas, wheelchair patrons will board the plane first.
When we arrived, naturally First Class gets to disembark first. This elderly gentlemen was like the DC comic hero Flash. He was out of his chair and halfway to baggage claim before you could blink your eye. I smiled and thought this guy is pretty fit for an old fut.
When it was time to leave Vegas, since wheelchair patrons get to board first, they were staged in front of all the rest of us, ready to be wheeled onto the plane first before everybody.
Guess, just guess who I saw sitting in one of those wheelchairs.
Gaming the system. Dat is one smaat madda fackah.
