The Great Schitz! (Read 3509 times)

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The Great Schitz!
« on: March 11, 2026, 08:52:49 PM »

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Re: The Great Schitz!
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2026, 09:05:50 PM »
Briny Snotts for President!

My ankle monitor? It’s right there at home where it belongs

ren

Re: The Great Schitz!
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2026, 10:29:11 PM »
Hawaii Governor material....
Deeds Not Words

hvybarrels

Re: The Great Schitz!
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2026, 11:42:42 PM »
I'm starting to think this "weather emergency" was cooked up to distract Hawaii voters from how fed up they are with their political class.
Is an armadillo just a tactical opossum?

rpoL98

Re: The Great Schitz!
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2026, 01:10:59 AM »
We need Augie.

QUIETShooter

Re: The Great Schitz!
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2026, 02:01:11 AM »
The closer your eyes are together in your head, the more you are not to be trusted.

This is not an absolute but in the case of this guy it is.
Sometimes you gotta know when to save your bullets.

oldfart

Re: The Great Schitz!
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2026, 04:37:17 AM »
We need Augie.
....
Augie is great👍
I met him at a party, then ran into him at Walmart, then ran into him again at the gun show last year. His brother did work on the elementary school by my house.
What, Me Worry?

QUIETShooter

Re: The Great Schitz!
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2026, 10:16:44 AM »
Next time I see Augie I going joke him if he took any paper bags yet.

Gotta keep distance, though.  I heard the guy was Golden Gloves.
Sometimes you gotta know when to save your bullets.