TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN (Read 2841 times)

Sturmgeschutz

TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN
« on: January 22, 2013, 02:52:36 PM »
TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:


#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women..




 #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.
 

Izanagi

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2013, 04:20:36 PM »
rofl i like #6.

Inspector

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2013, 04:31:09 PM »
You might want to check the Joke Thread in Off Topics cuz I think I seen this one befo.  :rofl:
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Dolomite

TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 04:35:36 PM »
Why wasn't this posted before I got married!!!! LOL

1shot

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2013, 08:41:20 PM »
too funny. Who really has the time to think of this stuff lol?

Bota-CS1

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2013, 08:52:03 PM »
too funny. Who really has the time to think of this stuff lol?

Married men....... :D
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mln41

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2013, 08:56:19 PM »
lol,  too funny
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