ME: Crusing home, merging onto Nimitz after long weekend at sea...next light Valkenburg toward WAIKS,
HIM: Almost hits me and three other cars after miraculously navigating the freeway.
Me: Slow down and get behind him..wondering if 3 days on a Submarine constitutes me driving badly.
HIM: Right blinker on, goes in left lane, then back to right, then shoulder, then back and forth...overuns light, then tries to back up.
Me: "WTF" Determines it is not me and decides to do something about this situation.
Me: At the light " Hey bro, you need some help?"
HIM: Makes random hand sign out of window..somewhat "shaka...fuck you finger thing"..throws random object out window.
Me: "hell no", not me, time to do something about this.
Him: Pumps breaks and attempts to powerbrake a Toyota Camry. Fail
Him: Drives to next stoplight in which he forces 2 cars into shoulder. Same hand sign goes up...some other random thing flies from drivers side window.
Me: Calls the cops to get this guy off the road....gets "busy message" from 911 (SERIOUSLY FOLKS?)
Him: Turns right on AOLELE St by the airport (left turn signal on).
Me: Gotta check this one out..got 911 on the phone, passes plates, car description, and driver descrip....
Him: Misses Pedestrian by pure luck that he swerved cause he is fucked up.
Me: Still on hold with 911 dispatch......
Him: Stops at cross walk and fiddles with something in his car
Me: Getting out to go beat his ass and keep him off road....get clueless bitch on the 911, wants me to spell AOLELE (this is Hawaii right?)
Him: Takes off out of the blue and goes toward Airport
Me: Back in car...still on call with 911..."Officer on the way"
Him...goes all through the airport...(past 2 HPD) and makes it back to AOLELE st.
Me: Still behind him...
Him..runs 70mhp down AOLELE towards Lagoon. Runs a stop sign, almost causes wreck.
Me: Still on phone with dispatch..she is clueless, more interest in details of my car than his...
Him: Runs AOLELE/LAGOON, almost causes wreck and gets in right lane heading towards Waiks.
Me: Still on with dispatch (7+ minutes now).
Him. Takes a precarious right into traffic and almost causes huge wreck.
Me: Told 911, I am done with this bullshit...takes a left
Me: Finds 2 Cops waiting on Nimitz for him in the wrong direction just after the light.
Him: Probably at a bar in china town by this time having damn good time.
Whats wrong with this picture folks? WHERE ARE THE COPS? I saw 1 guy on a motorcycle a mile from this location last week and there were SIX cop cars for one guy speeding on a bike!
When seconds matter...you are shit out of luck.
