Here's a few more good ones... Enjoy!
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Some kids play kick the can, but Chuck Norris played kick the keg.
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child... once on Hiroshima, and another time on Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Mr. T at the exact moment Mr. T punched Chuck Norris. The resulting phenomenon is known today as "the '80s."
Chuck Norris once peed in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke... That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." what most people don't know is that the quote continues, "afraid of Chuck Norris."