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Title: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on October 27, 2015, 11:20:44 AM
Here is a heartwarming story of a true animal lover :shake:

http://m.wave3.com/wave/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od:WCZoLjvn
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on May 02, 2016, 08:26:18 AM
http://bit.ly/1R7hMyy

This is the lady that crashes her car and runs around nekked
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: robtmc on May 02, 2016, 09:34:37 AM
http://bit.ly/1R7hMyy

This is the lady that crashes her car and runs around nekked
Unfortunately, those are the ones you DO NOT want to see nekkid. 


(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/209/021/1322517608891.png)





The good stuff never does that.................
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on May 02, 2016, 11:17:16 AM
Unfortunately, those are the ones you DO NOT want to see nekkid. 

The good stuff never does that.................
...
Some guys are into that
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: robtmc on May 02, 2016, 11:49:02 AM
Here is a heartwarming story of a true animal lover :shake:

http://m.wave3.com/wave/pm_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=od:WCZoLjvn
Now, now OF, cannot be judgemental these days. 

This is the golden age of anything goes sexually.  Port whatever you want in whatever way,  Gender, age, or species do not matter in Obunga's Brave new World!
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Inspector on May 02, 2016, 12:23:14 PM
...
Some guys are into that
So? Huh, I mean, yeah. Some guys are into that. Yeah.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: eyeeatingfish on May 03, 2016, 04:26:06 AM
Hmmm So many options. I would take the miniature horse.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on May 13, 2016, 09:17:46 AM
Another story for animal lovers :rofl:
http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/31905644/mesa-man-arrested-in-bestiality-case-warning-explicit-content
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: ren on May 13, 2016, 10:18:02 AM
Whats weird today might be the new norm tomorrow. I remember growing up thinking that males were born as males and females were born as female and there was no changing that.
Now I know why religion is attacked on mainstream media.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on June 23, 2016, 08:13:08 AM
Soccer player penalized for farting

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-fc-yahoo/swedish-soccer-player-gets-red-card-for-farting-202705537.html
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: kekoa on June 23, 2016, 03:54:42 PM
Hmmm So many options. I would take the miniature horse.

Um…OK???
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on June 28, 2016, 09:37:44 AM
Here is a story about a lady that drives around with a dismembered corpse stuck in her windshield.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/06/28/police-calif-woman-drives-for-almost-a-mile-with-mans-body-lodged-in-windshield-severed-leg-on-trunk/

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"The driver’s teal Pontiac sedan was moving so fast and the impact was so forceful that one of the man’s legs was ripped from his torso at the waist, flew through the back window and landed on the trunk of her car, KNSD reported.

The rest of his body slammed into the front windshield, shattering it and leaving him “impaled into the vehicle,” according to Brandt. He crashed through the window such that the top of his head rested on the passenger seat while his body remained lodged in the jagged hole in the windshield.

The driver continued — with the man’s body in the car and his severed leg on the vehicle’s trunk — for another .75 miles, riding along the sidewalk at one point and crashing through residential landscaping, before coming to rest in a cul-de-sac, where she parked the car, got out and walked to her nearby house, KGTV reported.

When she arrived home, her husband contacted paramedics and the Oceanside Police Department."
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at least the husband called the paramedics
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: eyeeatingfish on June 29, 2016, 05:42:39 AM
Maybe she really had to pee and figured he was dead anyway so might as well just keep going.

That's messed up though.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on April 25, 2017, 01:22:27 PM
"Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

There's a joke in here someplace
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 25, 2017, 01:56:33 PM
"Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

There's a joke in here someplace

Allah be praised!
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: drck1000 on April 25, 2017, 02:11:08 PM
"Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

There's a joke in here someplace
I was hoping the boars were tended to by the tribesman and they ended up protecting them. . .

Boars, wild pigs, etc are damn smart!  My buddy is a cop in Texas and he hunts them and also does some pest eradication work.  He said he and his buddy were on ATVs and they came across a pack/herd of maybe 50 of them.  He said they were getting in position to take their shot(s).  He and his buddy had their eyes on a couple of larger one in a clearing, but then he could hear rustling and "boar noises" on the brush both sides of them.  He got up, surveyed the situation and they notices that there was a "hoard" (his words) of them, maybe 50-60 that was he swears was trying to surround them.  They both had ARs and full mags, but they decided to bug out. 
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Inspector on April 25, 2017, 02:29:44 PM
"Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

There's a joke in here someplace
I heard a rumor the boars were yelling "Aloha Snackbar" before they killed the militants!!!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on April 25, 2017, 04:31:32 PM
Allah be praised!
...
Or...
"Allah be braised!"
Or...
"The taste of victory is so sweet....&sour"
Or...
"They were put in ham's way"
Or....
News flash! Three ISIS militants killed for stopping in no-porking zone
Or...
Coming to a theater near you...."Pork Chop Hill 2017"
Or..
Al Jazeera reports: Three ISIS fighters killed in battle with American swine.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 25, 2017, 04:45:10 PM
...
Or...
"Allah be braised!"
Or...
"The taste of victory is so sweet....&sour"
Or...
"They were put in ham's way"
Or....
News flash! Three ISIS militants killed for stopping in no-porking zone
Or...
Coming to a theater near you...."Pork Chop Hill 2017"
Or..
Al Jazeera reports: Three ISIS fighters killed in battle with American swine.

You should quit your day job and take that act on the road!  A road far from here  ......    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: whynow? on April 25, 2017, 08:29:11 PM
"Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

There's a joke in here someplace
When those 3 punks started looking for the 72 virgins, all they got was 72 big boars chasing their a$$es for eternity.   At least they won't be "BOARED".
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on August 10, 2021, 07:57:41 AM
Man bites snake, snake wins.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/drunk-man-dies-after-biting-venomous-baby-snake-in-apparent-revenge-attack/ar-AAN9wuX?ocid=msedgntp
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: omnigun on August 12, 2021, 02:31:07 PM
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/christian-onlyfans-model-naked-strip-videos
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on November 15, 2021, 02:19:41 PM
Florida Woman Blames Egg Roll for Erratic Driving

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/florida-woman-blames-egg-roll-for-erratic-driving-during-dui-arrest/ar-AAQJE5o?ocid=msedgntp
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on November 15, 2021, 02:23:00 PM
Florida Woman Blames Egg Roll for Erratic Driving

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/florida-woman-blames-egg-roll-for-erratic-driving-during-dui-arrest/ar-AAQJE5o?ocid=msedgntp

So, I didn't read the article, but ...... why was the egg roll driving at all?

People need to learn to write better headlines.   :rofl:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on January 23, 2022, 11:02:33 AM
SAUSAGE DRONE SAVES DOG
A dog named Millie slipped away during a walk in southern England, eventually making her way onto some precarious mudflats.
But rescuers were worried that their more traditional efforts to save her — that is, via foot and kayak — would cause her to go even further out.
So after a couple of days, a rescue organization decided it had nothing to lose, and tied cooked sausages to drones.
Dangling the tempting treats worked like a charm, luring Millie to safer ground.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on March 06, 2022, 11:49:52 AM
Human heads stolen from a truck...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/box-of-human-heads-stolen-from-denver-truck/ar-AAUFdm6?ocid=msedgntp
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 06, 2022, 11:58:01 AM
Human heads stolen from a truck...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/box-of-human-heads-stolen-from-denver-truck/ar-AAUFdm6?ocid=msedgntp

Does Mac have an alibi?

#heads
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on March 08, 2022, 08:57:32 AM
Does Mac have an alibi?

#heads
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Alibi? I doubt it.
He doesn't have a leg to stand on. :rofl:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/human-leg-found-inside-car-in-brooklyn/vi-AAUMkud?ocid=msedgntp
 :rofl:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on March 08, 2022, 08:51:58 PM
How about the weird news of a body in a tub of concrete?
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: aletheuo137 on March 09, 2022, 05:40:42 AM
How about the weird news of a body in a tub of concrete?
Wow, really swimming with fishes!

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Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on March 09, 2022, 07:51:04 AM
Wow, really swimming with fishes!

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We should see this story show up on Magnum PI or NCIS Hawaii within a year or so. :rofl:
Sponsored by Folgers coffee.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: aletheuo137 on March 09, 2022, 08:37:00 AM
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We should see this story show up on Magnum PI or NCIS Hawaii within a year or so. :rofl:
Sponsored by Folgers coffee.


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Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: DocMercy on March 09, 2022, 08:52:04 AM


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My wife, the inveterate house buying junkie, encountered the police cars outside the home in question. She is not a real estate agent, but, she follows the market all over the nation. Most people know that a house with a dead person on the property is bad karma, and rarely gets a high offer when it goes on sale. Japanese seem to be risk averse with such properties, and one of the first things they want to know on the disclosure form is whether someone died there under mysterious circumstances. Do you believe in curses?
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on March 09, 2022, 10:19:56 AM
My wife, the inveterate house buying junkie, encountered the police cars outside the home in question. She is not a real estate agent, but, she follows the market all over the nation. Most people know that a house with a dead person on the property is bad karma, and rarely gets a high offer when it goes on sale. Japanese seem to be risk averse with such properties, and one of the first things they want to know on the disclosure form is whether someone died there under mysterious circumstances. Do you believe in curses?
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sounds like a "bargain buy" opportunity in an upscale gated community.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 09, 2022, 12:24:28 PM
My wife, the inveterate house buying junkie, encountered the police cars outside the home in question. She is not a real estate agent, but, she follows the market all over the nation. Most people know that a house with a dead person on the property is bad karma, and rarely gets a high offer when it goes on sale. Japanese seem to be risk averse with such properties, and one of the first things they want to know on the disclosure form is whether someone died there under mysterious circumstances. Do you believe in curses?
I was unaware that "most people know that a house with a dead person on the property is bad karma."  Did I miss that memo?  How far back is karma able to exist?  10 years?  20? 50? 100?  My homes are from the 1950s and 1970s.  That's a long span of time to worry about things that may have happened.  What if your realtor is 20 and just got their license?  Are they expected to know the entire history of every home they show?

People die at home everyday.  Are all those homes places of bad karma?

Disclosure laws vary by state.  I know NC doesn't require disclosing if someone died in a property you're buying.  But, if you ask, they can't knowingly lie.

On the other hand, they do have to disclose things such as whether the home was used as a meth lab -- an obvious health concern.

The only way to really know that a house is not "cursed" is to buy a newly-built home or condo.  But, you'll never know if a construction worker accidentally died where you sleep every night! 
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on March 09, 2022, 01:15:42 PM

People die at home every day.  Are all those homes places of bad karma?

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Bad karma--- only the homes with people buried in cement and coffee :rofl:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 09, 2022, 01:25:24 PM
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Bad karma--- only the homes with people buried in cement and coffee :rofl:

That's my point.  Just the fact that someone died would creep enough buyers out, but I think most would be okay with it if they want that home. 

Finding a murder victim there is a different kind of creepy.

https://youtu.be/gWy2kuGJrRo
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: hvybarrels on March 09, 2022, 01:58:22 PM
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Bad karma--- only the homes with people buried in cement and coffee :rofl:

I'm guessing this is what you refer to...

Manhunt continues 2 suspects accused of killing Oahu man, encasing his body in concrete

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2022/03/09/police-scene-suspected-murder-hawaii-loa-ridge-home/
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on March 10, 2022, 06:59:16 AM
I'm guessing this is what you refer to...

Manhunt continues 2 suspects accused of killing Oahu man, encasing his body in concrete

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2022/03/09/police-scene-suspected-murder-hawaii-loa-ridge-home/
....
Yeah, pretty weird huh?
After the murder, HPD gave the culprits a free ride to Waikiki where they promptly caught a plane to California.

I just wanna know what brand of coffee they used. I'm guessing a big bag of Colombian from Costco.
I prefer to use the 3 in 1 instant packets from Vietnam just for convenience.
Makes me wonder what grind they prefer. Espresso would release more nose, but would take longer to grind.
Also, which roast they prefer. I'm guessing dark roast.
Maybe they poured their used grounds in the tub. It would be a waste to pour in fresh coffee.
So, did they like cream and sugar in their coffee? I would guess cane sugar and half-half.
No Splenda and Coffee-mate in this upscale neighborhood.
So many questions remain.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 10, 2022, 11:13:49 AM
....
Yeah, pretty weird huh?
After the murder, HPD gave the culprits a free ride to Waikiki where they promptly caught a plane to California.

I just wanna know what brand of coffee they used. I'm guessing a big bag of Colombian from Costco.
...
So many questions remain.

There's only one coffee they would use:

100% Pure Kona Coffee!   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on May 01, 2022, 06:26:59 AM
 :rofl:
Woman follows GPS instructions...

https://www.wfla.com/news/woman-drives-down-staircase-says-she-was-following-her-gps-police-say/
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: aletheuo137 on May 01, 2022, 06:33:16 AM
Weird! Like we live in another country or something!(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220501/18717a37949a8d2c3753c6670beb0df5.jpg)

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Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Rocky on May 07, 2022, 03:57:50 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sDmG85Lh.jpg)
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on May 07, 2022, 04:28:03 PM
oh boy....lots of potential for off-color jokes in that story
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on May 07, 2022, 04:36:25 PM
oh boy....lots of potential for off-color jokes in that story

I wonder if she's going to use the airport excuse:  "I totally forgot it was in there."
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Rocky on May 07, 2022, 04:47:41 PM
oh boy....lots of potential for off-color jokes in that story
Pro-Choice ?  :shake:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on May 07, 2022, 04:58:28 PM
"I self-identify as a holster."   :geekdanc:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Direjackalope on May 07, 2022, 06:42:13 PM
Side effects include unusual vaginal (negligent) discharge.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on May 07, 2022, 08:21:05 PM
Side effects include unusual vaginal (negligent) discharge.
...
 
 :rofl:
vaginal discharge  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: QUIETShooter on May 07, 2022, 09:36:08 PM
Wow.  Pretty dangerous insertion.  Push it muzzle first and risk cocking the hammer.  Push it handle first and risk cocking hammer upon pulling it out.

I think she pushed it handle first.  That way it's cocked and locked when she pulls it out.

Pew Pew.....or is it Phew Phewwwwww......... :rofl:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Direjackalope on May 07, 2022, 10:38:34 PM
The queef heard round the world.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on May 07, 2022, 10:51:37 PM
The craziest part of this story to me is, she was stopped, arrested for driving on a suspended license, then strip-searched.  So, she was already hiding the gun at the time of her arrest -- NOT something she did with the anticipation of being locked up.   :crazy:

The most ironic line of the HuffPost story has to be:

Quote
Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility!

Penal facility!!   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BTW, she was released on  $6,000 bond.

The gun was reported stolen a year ago by a John Souther, who said his car had been ransacked and the gun taken,

Quote
Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman, told TSG that he'd make sure to give his stolen "little fellow... a bath in bleach.”
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on May 08, 2022, 07:36:34 AM
And while we're on the topic of vaginas, how about this?
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Woman with two vaginas...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/woman-with-two-vaginas-defies-the-odds-to-give-birth-to-baby-girl/ar-AAWUIR7?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=f3a588e1b3624f9dab726a59d2a0b013
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on May 11, 2022, 07:30:07 AM
KARMA

man dies while trying to bury his murder victim....

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/south-carolina-man-dies-of-heart-attack-while-burying-body-of-woman-he-killed-police-say/ar-AAXafo7?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=023790362f474ea38510a66ce3aa7f4e
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: aletheuo137 on May 11, 2022, 08:35:54 AM
KARMA

man dies while trying to bury his murder victim....

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/south-carolina-man-dies-of-heart-attack-while-burying-body-of-woman-he-killed-police-say/ar-AAXafo7?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=023790362f474ea38510a66ce3aa7f4e
I would go with justice

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Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: mrgaf on May 11, 2022, 09:03:15 AM
Sweet! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: groveler on May 19, 2022, 07:44:45 AM
Doesn't happen much in rural Hawaii
you know "Shoot shovel, and shut up"
but this is funny as hell

Major language warning for anyone offended by the “N-word,” which, as many have pointed out, is perfectly okay for use between blacks, but if the Marine was a white man, you can bet the mobs likely would’ve burnt down his house by now.

https://defiantamerica.com/porch-pirate-learns-the-hard-way-not-to-steal-when-marine-riggs-amazon-package-to-serve-him-instant-justice-the-robber-soiled-himself/

 :shaka:

Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on May 19, 2022, 08:20:21 AM
 :rofl: :thumbsup:
excellent
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: robtmc on May 19, 2022, 08:27:29 AM
Doesn't happen much in rural Hawaii
you know "Shoot shovel, and shut up"
but this is funny as hell

I had the impression booby traps were very illegal.   I sure could have some fun otherwise. 

Still have my "Improvised Munitions" manual.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on May 19, 2022, 08:46:28 AM
I had the impression booby traps were very illegal.   I sure could have some fun otherwise. 

Still have my "Improvised Munitions" manual.
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aw shucks, don't overthink it.
Just enjoy the hilarious and disgusting video.
Curious to know why the perp would go back to the porch though.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: robtmc on May 19, 2022, 09:09:41 AM
Curious to know why the perp would go back to the porch though.

Toilet paper request?  No one said that was a particularly bright group.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: QUIETShooter on May 19, 2022, 12:38:44 PM
I dunno.  How authentic is this.

Seems like an excerpt from a "Jackass" movie.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on June 08, 2022, 02:33:33 PM
GEICO to Pay Out $5.2M to Woman Who Allegedly Contracted HPV During Car Sex

https://www.yahoo.com/autos/geico-ordered-pay-5-2m-170300926.html

Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on September 23, 2023, 06:24:33 AM
People gather to bark at each other....
https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/pets/hundreds-of-people-who-identify-as-dogs-met-up-in-public-to-bark-at-each-other/ar-AA1h5TQa?ocid=socialshare&cvid=0bebdcdbb11747dfbe05b9ad7a9a348c&ei=22
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: QUIETShooter on September 23, 2023, 06:50:35 AM
People gather to bark at each other....
https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/pets/hundreds-of-people-who-identify-as-dogs-met-up-in-public-to-bark-at-each-other/ar-AA1h5TQa?ocid=socialshare&cvid=0bebdcdbb11747dfbe05b9ad7a9a348c&ei=22

Our future congressmen, senators, governors, mayors, police chiefs, POTUS, secretaries of state, heads of federal agencies, fill in the blanks of all important leadership positions in society.

But no comedians.  No.  None.  These people are evil.  They'll make fun of us.......dogs.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on September 23, 2023, 07:06:56 AM
Our future congressmen, senators, governors, mayors, police chiefs, POTUS, secretaries of state, heads of federal agencies, fill in the blanks of all important leadership positions in society.

But no comedians.  No.  None.  These people are evil.  They'll make fun of us.......dogs.
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future politician...
(https://i.postimg.cc/ZqpkhDQD/dogging.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: QUIETShooter on September 23, 2023, 07:46:38 AM
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future politician...
(https://i.postimg.cc/ZqpkhDQD/dogging.gif) (https://postimages.org/)

 :rofl:

I'm beginning to think THIS is why people want to identify as.......dogs.  LOL!!
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on November 06, 2023, 06:14:34 PM
I guess he really loves his food.; LOL
https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2023/11/05/janitor-accused-contaminating-food-nj-school-cafeteria/

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 A janitor from New Jersey has been arrested for allegedly contaminating food and committing lewd acts at the elementary school where he worked.

Giovanni Impellizzeri, a 25-year-old janitor at Elizabeth Moore School, was arrested Tuesday, the Cumberland County prosecutor said. He is accused of tampering with cafeteria food with bleach and bodily fluids.

He also allegedly performed “sexual acts with inanimate objects” at the school and posted videos of them on social media, according to a news release.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on November 22, 2023, 05:25:07 AM
Wisconsin
Some punks crash their stolen car and run from the cops.
One hides in a porta potty on a golf course.
Golfer takes action.  :rofl: :rofl:
https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/suspect-ends-up-in-stinky-situation-trapped-in-porta-potty-after-police-chase-in-glendale
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on June 20, 2024, 05:11:49 PM
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/06/19/health/microplastics-human-penises-study-scli-intl-scn-wellness
.....
Check your junk
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on April 09, 2025, 04:17:16 PM

Bicyclist airlifted to Oahu after crashing into bus in Kona

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/04/10/bicyclist-airlifted-oahu-after-crashing-into-bus-kona/
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on April 09, 2025, 04:24:22 PM
Bicyclist airlifted to Oahu after crashing into bus in Kona

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/04/10/bicyclist-airlifted-oahu-after-crashing-into-bus-kona/

Ban assault bicycles!

Alternatively ....

Ban assault buses!
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on July 21, 2025, 08:07:17 AM
Tree eats 2 people. Tree monsters are real.
Remains of two women recovered from toppled Hilo banyan tree https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/07/21/human-remains-discovered-debris-fallen-banyan-tree-police-launch-investigation/
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: QUIETShooter on July 21, 2025, 08:54:40 AM
Tree eats 2 people. Tree monsters are real.
https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/07/21/human-remains-discovered-debris-fallen-banyan-tree-police-launch-investigation/

The toxic waste of the two people after being digested by the tree monster found its way into the roots and consequently compromised the foundation of that majestic tree creature.

It fell with huge fanfare and the remaining remnants of those 2 people spilled out onto the streets causing widespread puking, retching, and fainting from the foul smell.

Yep, these damn news outlets sure hold back a lot of info from the deserving public. ;)
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on August 03, 2025, 07:43:25 AM
Lady travels with kid.....in suitcase

https://www.aol.com/woman-arrested-traveling-2-old-123427506.html
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: blindgoat on August 03, 2025, 05:59:24 PM
Lady travels with kid.....in suitcase

https://www.aol.com/woman-arrested-traveling-2-old-123427506.html
AOL is still a thing?
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on August 03, 2025, 06:25:37 PM
AOL is still a thing?
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 :rofl: :rofl:
Not really. But I've been using it for email forever. I used to use it for dial-up internet and was able to do amazing things with computer automation systems before IBM pc/windows were in common use.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on August 07, 2025, 08:39:30 AM
HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow) - A horse is dead after a two-vehicle crash that sent three people to the hospital in serious condition.

It happened at around 7 p.m. Wednesday outside of Dillingham Airfield.

A picture of the crash shows a sedan on Farrington Highway shortly after impact.

Honolulu Emergency Medical Services said they treated a 16-year-old girl who was riding the horse when it was hit, along with a 23-year-old and a 48-year-old from the vehicles.

We’re told the horse was euthanized by a veterinarian.
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I feel bad for the horse.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: QUIETShooter on August 07, 2025, 09:04:48 AM
HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow) - A horse is dead after a two-vehicle crash that sent three people to the hospital in serious condition.

It happened at around 7 p.m. Wednesday outside of Dillingham Airfield.

A picture of the crash shows a sedan on Farrington Highway shortly after impact.

Honolulu Emergency Medical Services said they treated a 16-year-old girl who was riding the horse when it was hit, along with a 23-year-old and a 48-year-old from the vehicles.

We’re told the horse was euthanized by a veterinarian.
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I feel bad for the horse.

Yeah, I do too.  :( 

When I was a small kid growing up on the North Shore the Dillingham Airfield area was so remote that people used to train their kids to learn to drive a car.

Too many vehicles and too many people on this damn island.  Not too bad if they paid attention to what the fu*ck they are doing......
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on August 26, 2025, 05:10:33 PM
Tesla electric boat division prototype.
....
Tesla pulled from water off Windward Oahu

 https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/08/27/tesla-plunges-into-water-off-windward-oahu/
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on August 27, 2025, 04:50:39 AM
Tesla electric boat division prototype.
....
Tesla pulled from water off Windward Oahu

 https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/08/27/tesla-plunges-into-water-off-windward-oahu/
...
..and another one
Truck plunges into harbor after brakes malfunction

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/08/27/truck-submerged-into-harbor-after-brakes-malfunction/
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on September 26, 2025, 06:48:14 AM

Man allegedly bites Honolulu police officer during arrest https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/2025/09/26/man-allegedly-bites-honolulu-police-officer-during-arrest/
(https://i.postimg.cc/m2kkkDtN/20250829-094346.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/qzf4Zpcz)
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on October 03, 2025, 09:03:25 AM
Just say no to drugs...

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/app/2025/10/03/man-accused-trying-rob-home-while-naked-appears-court/
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: QUIETShooter on October 03, 2025, 09:19:35 AM
Just say no to drugs...

https://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/app/2025/10/03/man-accused-trying-rob-home-while-naked-appears-court/

Based on the last sentence of the article and the fact that this is Hawaii,

"They" going let him go.
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on October 03, 2025, 10:47:08 AM
Based on the last sentence of the article and the fact that this is Hawaii,

"They" going let him go.

Prosecutor:  "Did the person who broke in have any identifying marks like scars or tattoos?"

Me:  "Not when he entered my home.  But, when he was carried out, he had a nasty-looking bullet wound where his genitals used to be."

 :geekdanc:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on October 24, 2025, 10:33:20 AM
A new way to breath.  :rofl:

https://www.aol.com/articles/radical-breathing-technique-butt-breathing-115100006.html

Breathing through your backside may sound like science fiction, but a Japanese clinical trial recently suggested that one day it might help human beings with l...
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on October 24, 2025, 11:42:54 AM
A new way to breath.  :rofl:

https://www.aol.com/articles/radical-breathing-technique-butt-breathing-115100006.html

Breathing through your backside may sound like science fiction, but a Japanese clinical trial recently suggested that one day it might help human beings with l...

Wow!  I can't believe it!  AOL is still around??   :geekdanc: :rofl:

If this becomes routine, the next obvious thing will be perfluorodecalin laced with HTC or other drugs that are normally taken in gas form. 


(https://i.imgur.com/ydSPyGM.jpeg)
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on January 09, 2026, 08:34:01 AM
You can live a long life by doing one simple thing...

https://scitechdaily.com/castration-linked-to-increased-lifespan-in-mammals/

 :shake:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on January 09, 2026, 10:39:21 AM
You can live a long life by doing one simple thing...

https://scitechdaily.com/castration-linked-to-increased-lifespan-in-mammals/

 :shake:

Might explain why wives outlive their husbands.

Of course, I tend to believe in the theory that it's because the wives aren't married to a woman. 

 :geekdanc: :rofl:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on March 07, 2026, 11:38:34 PM
Man dies after cutting off his own ....
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A man died early Saturday morning in downtown Los Angeles after allegedly self-mutilating near Figueroa Street and Pico Boulevard; he was pronounced dead at the scene, according to LAFD and LAPD.
Police responded to a distress call around 3:40 a.m., and video from the Citizen app showed a white privacy tent set up as authorities investigated.
The victim’s identity, motive, and whether mental health issues or substances were involved remain unknown, and officials have not said what tool was used.
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Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: Flapp_Jackson on March 08, 2026, 01:00:28 AM
Man dies after cutting off his own ....
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A man died early Saturday morning in downtown Los Angeles after allegedly self-mutilating near Figueroa Street and Pico Boulevard; he was pronounced dead at the scene, according to LAFD and LAPD.
Police responded to a distress call around 3:40 a.m., and video from the Citizen app showed a white privacy tent set up as authorities investigated.
The victim’s identity, motive, and whether mental health issues or substances were involved remain unknown, and officials have not said what tool was used.
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So many questions.

So few F#@ks to give.

Somehow this will be blamed on Trump. 

 :wacko:
Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on March 26, 2026, 03:53:35 PM
Man mysteriously dies while in prison.

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"Just two weeks after he was sentenced to decades in prison, a man convicted of killing a 13-year-old Detroit girl was found dead on March 26, the Michigan Department of Corrections confirmed.

Jarvis Butts, 43, who pleaded guilty on Feb. 12 to second-degree murder in the death of Na'Ziyah Harris, was serving a 35 to 60-year prison sentence in the case when he was found dead, MDOC spokesperson Jenni Riehle told the USA TODAY Network in an email. He was in a cell at the Charles E. Egeler Reception and Guidance Center near Jackson, Michigan."

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Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on April 02, 2026, 06:47:54 AM
Man parts found in suitcases...two suitcases
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PALM BAY, Fla. (WESH) - Human remains were found inside suitcases over the weekend in Florida, police said.

The remains were found at an area known as “the compound” in Palm Bay, Florida.

Officers visited the site after someone called to say they saw a suitcase with vultures flying around it. They found another suitcase nearby.

Both suitcases contained human remains. Police believe the remains belong to 28-year-old Colie Lee Daniel, a registered sex offender.
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Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: macsak on April 02, 2026, 11:49:40 AM
https://worldwideinterweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/whats-in-the-box-meme.jpg

Man parts found in suitcases...two suitcases
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PALM BAY, Fla. (WESH) - Human remains were found inside suitcases over the weekend in Florida, police said.

The remains were found at an area known as “the compound” in Palm Bay, Florida.

Officers visited the site after someone called to say they saw a suitcase with vultures flying around it. They found another suitcase nearby.

Both suitcases contained human remains. Police believe the remains belong to 28-year-old Colie Lee Daniel, a registered sex offender.
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Title: Re: WEIRD NEWS FOR TODAY
Post by: oldfart on April 03, 2026, 02:15:12 AM
https://worldwideinterweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/whats-in-the-box-meme.jpg
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Enquiring minds want to know....
Did the suitcases contain ALL the parts?
 :rofl: