This time, it is really, genuinely, truly not my fault! I was heading to bed when my boo came home. She wanted a drink, so of course I stay up to drink with her. After all, it's rude to let a lady drink alone. I make a round of martinis (1 shot olive, 4 shots gin). I sip mine as we watch Columbo. Yes, we watch Columbo. Get over it. About 15 minutes into the episode, she says "Sorry, I have to go to bed now." I tuck her in, come back to the couch and discover she hasn't touched her martini! I can't let it go to waste, right? Right??