Confessions in a Closet....
A woman takes her secret lover home, during the day while her husband is at work.
While they are busy getting amorous, her 9-yr old son comes home, sees them and hides in the closet to watch.
Shortly after that, the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that her son is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy:"I have a baseball..."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy:Wanna buy it?"
Man:"No thanks."
Boy:"My Dad is outside, I could call for him"
Man:"Ok, how much?"
Boy:"$250.00."
Over the next few weeks, it happens that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy:"Dark in here."
Man:"Yes, it is."
Boy:"I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"
Boy:$750."
Man:"Sold."
A few days later, the Dad says to his Son, "Grab your glove, lets go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my glove and ball."
The Dad asks,"How much did you sell them for?"
Boy:$1,000."
The Dad, obviously upset, says "That's terrible to over-charge your friends
like that! That is way more than those two things are worth! I"m taking you to church and you are going to confess your sins!"
They drive over to the church and the Dad makes the boy sit in the confession booth, then closes the little door.
Boy:"Dark in here."
The Priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in MY closet now!