What criteria, exactly, will the FBI use to approve/deny the purchase of body armor?
"Do you have a medical marijuana card, an arrest for DUI or a history of substance abuse? If you answer "YES", there's no need for armor. You're invincible!"
"Q1: Do you intend to use the requested armor for unlawful activities, such as gang violence, public shootings or any other violence which might involve law enforcement intervention?"
"Q2: If you answered "YES" to Q1, place your hands on your head, interlock your fingers, and an officer will be with you shortly."